I can drink a six pack of beer faster than any man I have ever come up against. Doesn't matter if it is staight up, shotgunning or funnelling.
I keep a very old jar of bad mayo on hand incase I ever need to get out of sticky situation via food poisoning.
I fake a climax with the old lady once in awhile by throwing hot yogurt on her back. It gets you out of bad situation quick boys.
I went to a Carolina Panthers vs Bucs Game in Carolina with a Jersey that said nice Mullet on it.
