What type of razor do you shave with?

[dogface]

BTJ-

I don't mind a little ribbing, and I appreciate you humor. I would just watch it! Some things are said in jest, but the name calling my friend is a little old. I think you are good humor and all, but doubt you would talk like that to me in person... after all what would Peter Gammons think?

Have fun, but watch it my Corona and Lime drinking friend!

TSI

 

[beantownjim]

HEY DOGFACE TAKE IT EASY PAL REMEMBER I WAS GOING TO HIRE YOU TO BEAT UP MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR.I TOLD THEM ABOUT YOU AND THEY LEFT ME ALONE I AM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS DOGFACE BUT WHEN YOU COME IN HERE AND SAY YOU WAX I COULDNT LET THAT ONE GO BY.DOGFACE I MIGHT STILL HAVE WORK FOR YOU THERES A WISE ASS OVER AT HOME DEPOT IN THE PLUMBING SECTION I AX THE KID A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT PLUMBING AND HE GIVES ME A BUNCH OF SH-T.HE SAID HE WOULDNT MIND MEETING ME IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER WORK WHAT THE F-CK IS EVERYBODY OUT TO FIGHT ME.THE FUNNY THING IS I AM NOT A TROUBLE MAKER I AM 44 YEARS OLD AND HAVENT BEEN IN A FIGHT FOR OVER 20 YEARS SURE I HAVE VERBAL CONFRONTATIONS BUT NEVER THROWING PUNCHES.SO DOGFACE I AM GOING BACK TO THE HOME DEPOT ON MONDAY MORNING IF THIS GUY STARTS WITH ME AGAIN CAN I DROP YOUR NAME.THIS KID IS A WHITE GUY AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL I THINK HE IS A HETEROSEXUEL MALE.WHY THE F-CK DOES EVERYBODY WANT TO FIGHT ME I AM NOT A WEAK LOOKING GUY I AM 5' 11" AND I WEIGH 215 POUNDS ITS GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DECK SOMEBODY JUST TO BUILD MY CONFIDENCE AGAIN.

DOGFACE ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO REACH FOR YOUR STEROIDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

 

[yyz]

Hey Jim!


I heard that "Russian" is a big time hoops player.........Everything he puts up is nothing but Nyet!



I'll be here all weekend.......please drive home safe.

 

[dogface]

Thanks Jim, I appreciate the business!

YYZ, Nyet...Never heard that before...very funny!

TSI

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

mach 3 turbo,