What would you do?

What would you do?

  • A

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • B

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • C

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • D

    Votes: 17 65.4%

  • Total voters
    26

Iminforabuck

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Youre an American soldier in Iraq. You've just spent the past month getting shot at from every angle....and by various means of weaponry. Fighting for the most part is over, and during an exploratory mission one day, you come across a hidden passage in a building.......where you find hundreds of millions of dollars in U.S. currency. Youre alone.....and youre positive you won't get caught (by anyone, including customs agents) Do you:


A. No doubt from the minute you find it, You have to report every cent of it to your superior officer.

B. Have a subtancial debate with the white guy on your right shoulder before deciding to report every cent of it because it's the right thing to do.

C. Have a substancial debate with the red guy on your left shoulder before deciding that its the opportunity of a lifetime and grab a few million.

D. No doubt about it from the minute you find it, youre grabbing as much as possible before abandoning the rest
 
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THE KOD

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I am in for a D .


The trouble is even a million is too much to carry or hide. Getting it out of the country without accomplices would be next to impossible.

So you find the person and you say.... will you take this million and ship it to the U.S. for me ? Next thing you know you are arrested and serve 20 years in the brig and are court marshalled.


I change mine to a A.


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Blazer

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Someone will find it.

The way they are searching for WMD.....someone will find it.

I'd break off a few thou. and store it for the boys in the camp. Upon returning to the States I'd throw a party on the money.

:cool:
 

ferdville

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I echo the thought that it would be virtually impossible to take the whole deal. I think I might look for a way to grab as much as I thought it possible to conceal. EXCEPT...my guess is these bills have sequential numbers and that would make them very easy to trace. So, like a wuss, but an honest one, I think I would turn it in. I would sure try to figure out a way around it though.
 

THE KOD

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Blazer said:
Someone will find it.

I'd break off a few thou. and store it for the boys in the camp. Upon returning to the States I'd throw a party on the money.


..........................................

Hey Blazer you thief !


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THE KOD

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grooven said:
E wipe my ass with it and bring it to my superior officer and say I found dirty money:talk:


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grooven

LMFAO ! no chit I fell out of my chair when I read this and mountain dew spurted out of my nostrils.

Thanks that was a good one.

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Snafu

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crab as much as you think you can safely hide or take with you
and set the rest of the money in fire. nobody knows there even was any money. one burning house in war ? who cares



:D
 

Franky Wright

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Heaven, oh!!, this isn't it?!
Definetly "B"
I mean an oppurtunity like that comes around what? Once in a lifetime!!! ;) Who am I kidding! Like NEVER:eek:
Thus, the SUBSTANCIAL DEBATE with Whitey.
Hell, at least you gotta be able to have some hopes and dreams with what you would be doing with all that cash........
A Big Cloud starts to form over Franky's head............
"In it pops visions of a yacht sailing a winward cross thru the Carribean islands with Bugs (lobster) just waiting for the grill...one looks closer, and sees Franky behind the Stern with a bronzed body, shirt open blowing in the warm sea air, a cool Newcastle in one hand. A blonde, a brunette, a redhead all scantilly clad on the deck oiling there perfect bodies (See Strangeloves MOJO threads and you'll get the idea), coming about now towards the western setting sun shimmering orange across the the teal blue waters. As we approach the dock the girls ask if there is anything I need with their wry smiles...."
Just then the white guy kicks the red guy off my shoulder and I realize I almost succumbed to temptation.

Ok, maybe somewhere between C&B!:)
 

Iminforabuck

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All I can say is......there are now 3 confirmed people here at madjacks that are much better persons than I'll ever be. :eek:


For the rest of us: Now what are we going to buy with our imaginary money??? :D
 
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