whataya tell your wife/gf when she asks

[MadJack]

"does my ass look big in this outfit?"

(expanding from tbonez thread)

in your BEST acting voice, you should say "no darlin, how in the hell can your ass look big when it ISN'T?"

of course, it might not look big and might not BE big, but they don't BELIEVE you? WTF?

even the chicks with little/'perfect' asses ask this question.

the ones with the big asses, you HAVE to stick to your guns

WTF is THAT?!

maybe i have a buzz. just thinking out loud

 

[TBONEZ0295]

THE PERFECT RESPONSE should be

NO WAY ....................your butt is perfect...............

but we still don't believe you moon1




the ones with the big asses, you HAVE to stick to your guns

WTF is THAT?! LMAO

 

[timbo]

Tell her she looks great and take her to a movie. Rumor has it HULK is just exquisite.

 

[rc conditioner]

i tell her yea your but looks big, but i like big butts....and i can not lie!

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Tell her she looks great and take her to a movie. Rumor has it HULK is just exquisite.

:lol:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

i tell her yea your but looks big, but i like big butts....and i can not lie!

good ol, sir mix alot!!!!

 

[Nick Douglas]

If it is expanding, I say something to the effect of, "Yeah, maybe a little bit. Why don't we go running this weekend so that you can get back into shape." Not a recommended response for the faint of heart because you will get an angry, bitter woman for an hour or two, but in the long run it keeps 'em in shape so that they look good when they're out with you.

 

[Penguinfan]

My wife-- "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Me-- "No, now your ass on the other hand, that makes you look fat"

Penguinfan

 

[noodle]

too funny, penguinfan.........

 

[TBONEZ0295]

If it is expanding, I say something to the effect of, "Yeah, maybe a little bit. Why don't we go running this weekend so that you can get back into shape." Not a recommended response for the faint of heart because you will get an angry, bitter woman for an hour or two, but in the long run it keeps 'em in shape so that they look good when they're out with you.

:nono: shame on you Nick

CHIOMA ................your man wants to go jogging this weekend LOL

honestly my husband will say " I've seen you look better???"

after I tell him he's lying 13x then later that day I get mad because he told me I'm getting fat:shrug: when of course he never said that SORRY GUYS YOU JUST CAN'T WIN

 

[Nick Douglas]

Now that I read back what I said, Tara, it came out worse in my post than it does in practice. I am careful about it but on rare occasions sometimes you have to say something.

Of course, being in L.A. I have an unfair advantage because girls are selfconscious about being fat and generally keep themselves thin on their own. I don't have a single good friend out here with even a remotely fat or unattractive girlfriend and I certainly can't say the same about some of my friends from Wisconsin.

 

[MadJack]

how about when you're 'honest'.

"honey, how does this look on me?"

"well.....not so good hun".

"well, fuhk you then! I LIKE IT! and i'm wearing it anyway".

WTF!?

why do you gals even ask???

sheese!

go figure

 

[SixFive]

If my wife is deciding between 2 outfits and wants my opinion, I'll give it to her. She will invariably wear the other outfit and not the one I chose.

If she asks that fat question, u can also change the subject by bringing up how fat your gut is.