I'm going to be honest here, at the risk of opening myself up to embarrassing sexual ridicule. What's pissing me off today is the same thing that's been pissing me off for over a month now.
My ass is killing me. After my surgery I went a week without having a crap, and when that returned I developed bad hemorrhoids. Those went away, but I continued to have little tears in my bad place.
For those of you who have endured this, you understand. For those of you who haven't, I hope you never do. I have honestly been a complete ASSHOLE (for lack of a better term) to my family for about a week now, because this hurts so bad. Finally went to the doctor and now I'm sticking little suppositories up my own ass every night, drinking and taking poop softeners, and praying this goes away in a week or so.
I realize the opportunity for people to have fun with this at my expense, and it's probably warranted. I have to say, though, if you catch me at the wrong moment, I might come through your computer screen and rip your lungs out if you make fun of me...
:facepalm:
P.S. Other than that, things are pretty good... :SIB
