What's pissing you off today?

[Chadman]

Sorry, man! Whew! Get better soon :0003

I appreciate it. Believe it or not, I tend not to complain about shit like this... but it's making me crazy. My wife is fed up with my being so cranky all the time, and I don't blame her.

Time to head to the sportsbar...

 

[Tcas]

WHY ARE POLITICIANS ALLOWED TO TELEPHONE SOLICIT??????????????????????????

5 FUCKING TIMES TODAY AND ON MY CELL PHONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Spoof app?

 

[Sylvan]

 

[Morris]

$3.52.........I wish.

 

[Sportsaholic]

$3.52.........I wish.

He really pissed everyone off, good job Sylvan :0074

 

[Sylvan]

He really pissed everyone off, good job Sylvan :0074

I'm here to help.

 

[Sportsaholic]

When playing te ponies you hit a long shot online and go back to check the prices to find out you didnt hit the confirm bet button :facepalm:

 

[Blitz]

I'm going to be honest here, at the risk of opening myself up to embarrassing sexual ridicule. What's pissing me off today is the same thing that's been pissing me off for over a month now.

My ass is killing me. After my surgery I went a week without having a crap, and when that returned I developed bad hemorrhoids. Those went away, but I continued to have little tears in my bad place.

For those of you who have endured this, you understand. For those of you who haven't, I hope you never do. I have honestly been a complete ASSHOLE (for lack of a better term) to my family for about a week now, because this hurts so bad. Finally went to the doctor and now I'm sticking little suppositories up my own ass every night, drinking and taking poop softeners, and praying this goes away in a week or so.

I realize the opportunity for people to have fun with this at my expense, and it's probably warranted. I have to say, though, if you catch me at the wrong moment, I might come through your computer screen and rip your lungs out if you make fun of me...

:facepalm:

P.S. Other than that, things are pretty good... :SIB

Anal Fissures... Oh I remember them well...

It got to the point where I dreaded taking a shit. It felt like someone was sticking a knife up my ass. The toilet water would be red from all the blood. Some really painful shit (pun intended), from someone who knows what you are going through, I hope it gets better soon...