When you go take a dump in a public restroom

wareagle

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....and you turn around once you lock the door, and some angel straight out of heaven has folded up a sports page and slid it in the handicapped bar on the side of the wall! Thank you Christmas angel! :clap: :mj14:
 

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I WOULDNT TOUCH IT MOST WEIRDOS IN THESE PUBLIC RESTROOMS PROBABLY JACKED OFF ON IT.SO IF YOU FIND YOUR HANDS KIND OF STICKY LATER ON MAYBE NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU DONT TOUCH PAPERS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS. :s4:
 

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RexBudler said:
I would never take a shit in a public bathroom and I dont think I ever have

So you'll eat a snatch and not sit on a public toilet? One is way dirtier than the other.

I apologize for the unapplicable comparison should you be gay.
 

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saint said:
So you'll eat a snatch and not sit on a public toilet? One is way dirtier than the other.

I apologize for the unapplicable comparison should you be gay.

I am married and I only eat my wifes snatch immediately after bathing :scared
 

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wareagle said:
....and you turn around once you lock the door, and some angel straight out of heaven has folded up a sports page and slid it in the handicapped bar on the side of the wall! Thank you Christmas angel! :clap: :mj14:

There are no truer words spoken than this!
 

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wareagle said:
....and you turn around once you lock the door, and some angel straight out of heaven has folded up a sports page and slid it in the handicapped bar on the side of the wall! Thank you Christmas angel! :clap: :mj14:

LMFAO!!! :mj07:
 

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saint said:
So you'll eat a snatch and not sit on a public toilet? One is way dirtier than the other.

I apologize for the unapplicable comparison should you be gay.

what's dirtier saint? A mouth or a snatch (from a microbial level)?

Also, I would think if he were gay, the things he might be eating are way grosser and more hairy than a snatch! :scared
 

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SixFive said:
what's dirtier saint? A mouth or a snatch (from a microbial level)?

Also, I would think if he were gay, the things he might be eating are way grosser and more hairy than a snatch! :scared


That's a damn good question. I'd say a mouth is dirtier than a snatch. And I know in my life I've seen some pretty nasty mouths before.

Haven't you guys ever seen those things on tv where they plate the bacteria from different places. Usually always the toilet seat is the cleanest one of all (usually includes door knobs, railings, etc).
 
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