Where oh where has our EDDIE gone?

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie oh Eddie where have you been? I sure do miss your charm and wit on this thread. I will tell you it has been pretty dull without you around here. Just not the same. You aren't still embarrassed about your drunken behavior on here are you?

How about Pee Pee where has he been? Did Miss Helen scare them away? We miss you boys.

Come out Come out wherever you are?

Sweet Melissa

 

[SixFive]

Private Petey had to go stay at his grandma's for a week while his mom and dad went on vacation. Grandma doesn't have a computer. He and the boys have been busy riding their scooters and bikes around the 'hood, however, collecting the summertime ice cream truck money from the local 7 year olds.

I can only imagine where Eddie Haskell is tied up. Maybe he's doing some class action briefs against the fast food industry for his clients who claim they have been made fat eating it all these years.

 

[ESSO]

How young is our little PP that he can't stay home by himself???


I am finally getting my pics back form the night of Liz's sons graduation party. I will ahve them at the game tonight.

 

[freelancc]

smiles at where this thread might be going..

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Clint I believe you are incorrect on the fast food my sources say it is class action vs all buffets for allowing them to eat all they can eat. If he wins he will get reportedly 2.8 million and those participating in the class action will get coupon worth $5 of their next meal like many participants of class action suits.

http://www.calahouston.org/jackpot.html

 

[Eddie Haskell]

My darling Mel:

I hope you enjoyed Montgomery Inn. Seems like you and the rest of the bull dykes have been doin pretty well tryin to be men and playin softball. Carryin that Madjacks banner into battle against the other testosterone wannabees that are in your lesbo league. Congrats.

Ah, a rerun of the Wayne and Clint show. My favorite toothless, shoeless, flag waivin billies from Kentucky. Y'all got your moms, apple pies and Chevrolets ready for the big picnic tomorrow down in the hollar. Dont buy any dat Kentucky Fried Chicken. My investigators tell me that it'll make you fat.

Wayne, nice article. Very objective organization you quote there. Got anything from that middle of the road guy Tom Delay? You never responded to the articles I linked you up too indicating that your tort reform and medical malpractice crisis were just examples of insurance industry corporate terrorism?

Yeah I know. We aren't really lookin for the truth, were just lookin for information that validates are beliefs. Dont matter if its a big invented lie...................just so long as it validates our beliefs like all lawyers are ambulance chasers.

On another thread, there can be no level of hell low enough to accomodate the insurance industry's corporate criminals and their minions. Wow, I guess I sobered up.

Eddie

 

[SixFive]

c'mon, Eddie, I was just joshin' with you! No need to get mad and "burn me out", just my weak attempt at humor.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie oh Eddie how many times have I ask you not to use derogatory words like that. I know that you may not agree with my lifestyle but me and my life partner are happy and the hate that you spread with your words stings me. So I like to munch rug does that make me a bad person? Honestly, I never insult you for being a heterosexual. Why are you such a homophobic? Are you suppressing maybe so feelings? Maybe you should take a look at that Eddie. Maybe get your pipes cleaned a little will do you some good :moon:

Just a suggestion!

BTW our BULL DYKE team kicked another BULL DYKE team azz last night. On a good note the pitcher did wink at me good thing my life partner wasn't there or it could have gotten ugly.

Sweet, rug munching, Melissa

 

[freelancc]

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Mel,

Thats one thing we have in common, we both like to munch carpet. By the way, whats derogatory? Who is your "partner"? Please tell me its not my cupcake, the sassy one? I love the way she's playin hard to get with big Eddie.

Would you put in a good word for me with my honey. Tell her I'm a straight, good lookin, buff, hung, lawyer, who drives a used, but certified, Lexus. Tell her I've got a bunch of frivolous class action suits pending against the food industry. Tell her I'm gonna be rich and buy the biggest house in Bensalem for me and my schnookums.

Thanks Mel. If ya do that for me I'll buy you and your partner season tickets to Temple's Womens Basketball team this year. Plus I'll throw in a couple of tickets to Melissa Etheridge concert at Sisters on Chancellor Street.

Do you prefer butch or fem? God, too bad you aint soft and gentle like my babycakes, Helen. I could really dig you.

Eddie

PS: By the way, I'll be in Philly today. Wanna meet for a shot and a beer at Shampoos? When in Philly, I hang (for a while) there.

 

[Justinsmom829]

The term BULL DYKE is derogatory we prefer LESBIAN. My life partner is not out of the closet yet so I must take the fifth on your question. Helen is my sister so of course it is not her. I know that you may be in to that a little but Helen and I and the other 6 is just not our style.

I think you need more then just a word with Helen. Helen already has the biggest house in Bensalem but I will be sure and tell her all about what I think of you.

We really don't like basketball that much but Eagles tickets might be a nice gesture. We already seen Ms. Etheridge 6 times this year so I just don't think I can take one more show. But the offer was very nice of you thanks.

"Do you prefer butch or fem?" It depends on my mood and how much I had to drink. BTW I am soft and gentle when I have to be.

How about a car bomb? But def not at Shampoo not my seen. How about a nice Irish Bar down in South Philly? Don't worry I will have your back no need to be scared. Maybe we can even have lunch at McDonald's or Wendy's and I can get myself a law suit and you can represent me.

Sweet Melissa

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Sir Eddie I did reply to your request,you must have missed it.
once again
http://www.nahu.org/government/issues/Tort Reform\index.htm

and a little extra in case your "helping the little guy" comes back around on the class action angle
http://www.aetna.com/legal_issues/saying/houston.htm

P.S. I was impressed by your list of eating establishment.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

J-Mom:

No kiddin!!! You and my love are blood sisters!!! Wow. So how's my future sister-in-law doin today, Melba.

Since sissy is kinda ignorin me right now, will you tell me if you two are Italien, Sicilian or whatever. How's that slug pipefitter brother in law of yours. No doubt a big wimp. Probably drives a saturn.

Wow cant get over it. Since I'm also very attracted to you this kinda reminds me of an old Lovin Spoonfull song....Did you ever have to make up your mind.

If the lesbianism doesn't take, would you like to go out with me? Next time your in the Queen City maybe I can take you to lunch. Or maybe I can be the bologna in the sisters sandwich? Next time you have business in Ohio bring the Helmeister.

Wayne that Barks. That article was not responsive. Thats just insurance company propoganda. Doesnt address the issue as to the real reason why our poor, unfortunate doctors premiums are skyrocketing.

The real reason is the 90's competition for underwriting malpractice between the companies coupled with the insurance companies return on investment of premiums pre-market crash. Nuttin to do wit big verdicts. thats just a big lie.

Thanks on the list of restaurants. Come on up and I'll take you to one of them.

Ed

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie oh Eddie I am a little disappointed that it took you this long to pick up on the fact that Helen and I are sisters. Since it is mentioned everyday in at least one thread. You aren't to quick on the draw are you? You def wouldn't fit into our family tree.

We are Irish/Italian. That is where we get our feisty mix

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

Sweet Melissa, the pretty sister

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Miss Missy:

See when you guys were talkin sisters, I thought you meant, like the lesbo sisterhood. You know like all the black guys say "hey bro" even though he's not really a blood brother.

Half wop/half mic. I guess theres no drinkin in your family history. nasty combo but, probably great in bed unless the Irish side takes over (than you pass out). watch out for those speadin hips. Happins to all Itie chicks after they turn 25. Hips get wider than I-95.

Eddie