Who cares about going blind...masturbation may prevent cancer....

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Bluemound Freak said:
If she does it..........it does not count! This can actually cause more problems in the long run, such as trauma to the corpus cavernosum and corpus spongiosm! It is true! We know just how much pressure to apply to our tools and the women don't........They be pulling that thing all sideways and back and forth, feels like they are trying to de-root a damn weed in a flower bed!

If it weren't true I would not be LMAO right now.

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You know I would like to tell every woman out there that the term "Jerk Off" is kinda like the term "Blow Job" it is merely an expression not what you actually do! :nono:
 
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