who here uses or owns a bidet toilet
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Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body such as feet. Despite appearing similar to a toilet, it would be more accurate to compare it to the washbasin or bathtub. Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterward.
It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. For a thorough cleaning, the user should use a hand to scrub the area with soap after wetting, then rinse. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
Bidets are made in several different designs. They may have one tap which pours (usually warm) water into a china basin. The basin can be plugged and filled if necessary, or the water can be allowed to drain away. Other bidets have a nozzle which propels an arc of water up into the air. This jet of water is angled to easily reach the perianal and genital area. Those types providing higher pressure offer a more thorough cleansing. The choice of materials may vary from easily cleaned stainless steel to the more common plastics used to manufacture household items.
A modern bidet
Bidets are common bathroom fixtures in many southern European countries, especially Italy, where they are found in 95% of households, and Portugal, where bidets are in the majority of flats.[citation needed]. Additionally, they are rather widespread, although not standard, in Spain; and occasionally are found in Albania, Croatia, Slovenia, Malta and Greece. Although France is the country where the word bidet originated, not every house is equipped with one, especially the smaller or cheaper flats as well as recent constructions[citation needed]. Bidets can be found in some countries in the Americas (especially in South America and is a standard feature of homes in Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay. They are common in Arab countries in the Middle East, such as Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE, and in the Maghreb, especially Egypt and Morocco). Much of East Asia, particularly in Japan, Bangladesh, Thailand, Vietnam, and South Korea use bidets as well. However, in some Muslim countries and in South-East Asia, bidets are less likely to be separate fixtures, as they are in Europe, but often are a small hose with a nozzle, similar to a sink sprayer, called a health faucet. The sprayer-type bidets are sold to Muslims as "shataf," which permit the user to comply with Islamic laws about using the toilet and the cultural preference of using water instead of paper.[3].
It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. For a thorough cleaning, the user should use a hand to scrub the area with soap after wetting, then rinse. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
Bidets are made in several different designs. They may have one tap which pours (usually warm) water into a china basin. The basin can be plugged and filled if necessary, or the water can be allowed to drain away. Other bidets have a nozzle which propels an arc of water up into the air. This jet of water is angled to easily reach the perianal and genital area. Those types providing higher pressure offer a more thorough cleansing. The choice of materials may vary from easily cleaned stainless steel to the more common plastics used to manufacture household items.
A modern bidet
Bidets are common bathroom fixtures in many southern European countries, especially Italy, where they are found in 95% of households, and Portugal, where bidets are in the majority of flats.[citation needed]. Additionally, they are rather widespread, although not standard, in Spain; and occasionally are found in Albania, Croatia, Slovenia, Malta and Greece. Although France is the country where the word bidet originated, not every house is equipped with one, especially the smaller or cheaper flats as well as recent constructions[citation needed]. Bidets can be found in some countries in the Americas (especially in South America and is a standard feature of homes in Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay. They are common in Arab countries in the Middle East, such as Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE, and in the Maghreb, especially Egypt and Morocco). Much of East Asia, particularly in Japan, Bangladesh, Thailand, Vietnam, and South Korea use bidets as well. However, in some Muslim countries and in South-East Asia, bidets are less likely to be separate fixtures, as they are in Europe, but often are a small hose with a nozzle, similar to a sink sprayer, called a health faucet. The sprayer-type bidets are sold to Muslims as "shataf," which permit the user to comply with Islamic laws about using the toilet and the cultural preference of using water instead of paper.[3].
I mean I know that people like TheBoys, Six Five,
3pt arrow, saint, Mr Poon, Whinerguy, use them religiously as they like the feeling :scared
oh and the muslim guy Mr Pink
anyone got anything good to say about these bidet things ?
3pt arrow, saint, Mr Poon, Whinerguy, use them religiously as they like the feeling :scared
oh and the muslim guy Mr Pink
anyone got anything good to say about these bidet things ?
thats the first thing about me you ever have had right.:nono: I own one, installed it in the ladies makeup room with the jacuzzi tub and french doors. I don't use it myself, but it does add a touch of class to the room and also creates conversation with quests.
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These are present in my family's residences in Spain. I havent used one, but would guess they are messy. L
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so you consider it a quest to mount a bidet ?
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I have had them in my rooms in Europe several times and love em. The Godson and I, he's 17, used them all the time. Had temp control and everything. A hot blast of water dead on the raisin after a long day at the Louvre?? Heaven.
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1.That brings up our first point; make sure that you do all of your ?eliminating? into the actual toilet. Bidets are made for washing up afterwards, not for urinating and defecating into. Everyone will really appreciate it if you follow this most important of rules.
2.Use the bidet controls to adjust the water pressure until it?s perfect for you. Some people like a mellow flow while others prefer an intense blast. Do whatever is most comfortable for you while still ensuring that you get fully clean. Try to resist all urges to spray the bidet across the room; making a mess with the bidet is another serious no-no in bidet etiquette.
3.Adjust the temperature of the water to a comfortable level. Some bidets have only one tap while others have two. You might need to experiment at first to find the perfect temperature for your private areas. Be careful not to burn yourself!
4.Dry yourself with either toilet paper or a towel from a nearby stack of towels. Be extremely careful to not use any towels that are meant for hand-washing! That?s obviously a serious offense to bidet etiquette. In some countries, sewage systems aren?t well-equipped to handle large amounts of toilet paper, so remember to use the bare minimum necessary to dry yourself.
5.Run the bidet?s water stream gently to help wash away anything that might be in the bowl. Once the water is completely clear, you can stop.
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so now I find out you cant even take a healthy shit in a bidet
wtf :facepalm:
2.Use the bidet controls to adjust the water pressure until it?s perfect for you. Some people like a mellow flow while others prefer an intense blast. Do whatever is most comfortable for you while still ensuring that you get fully clean. Try to resist all urges to spray the bidet across the room; making a mess with the bidet is another serious no-no in bidet etiquette.
3.Adjust the temperature of the water to a comfortable level. Some bidets have only one tap while others have two. You might need to experiment at first to find the perfect temperature for your private areas. Be careful not to burn yourself!
4.Dry yourself with either toilet paper or a towel from a nearby stack of towels. Be extremely careful to not use any towels that are meant for hand-washing! That?s obviously a serious offense to bidet etiquette. In some countries, sewage systems aren?t well-equipped to handle large amounts of toilet paper, so remember to use the bare minimum necessary to dry yourself.
5.Run the bidet?s water stream gently to help wash away anything that might be in the bowl. Once the water is completely clear, you can stop.
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so now I find out you cant even take a healthy shit in a bidet
wtf :facepalm:
Thanks bro. I really don't have a whole lot of control of what comes flying out of the cake hole socially, so I try to do better where I can. Speaking of cans, I'm not kidding bro, those bidets rock. Hell, it'll be hard to get off the son if a bitch once you get it set right. The key is to let out a good low guttural niiiice when the rain hits the ring
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got to love toilet humor fats
your the best
BBC was selling his wares on the street at his second job, when up walked IX Bender
BBC - can I help you pipsqueek ?
IX Bender - Yeh I was looking for a bidet , do you have any in stock ?
BBC - what is that ? aint that for asswipes ?
IX Bender - well yeh, thats why I am interested.
BBC - Run along little felllow ......
IX Bender - well do you know if BigGayCapper has been around ?
BBC - no but Mr Poon had him over for dinner last night
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When I feel the urge and need for a bidet , I usually just hunker down in the dual trough sink in the kitchen and let the hand held sprayer go to work. I find it quite exhilarating and the family really enjoys it !
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Most houses down here have them installed. I turned one on one day and thought it was a urinal slash water fountain.
