I'm kind of new to these forums and was wondering if someone could tell me if there really is a person named Madjack? Howdo I get in contact with him if he exsists?
Who is MadJack?
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He's only Mad if you piss him off.
Jack's great and his site is the best...... period!
Hi Jack, I'll take an XL T-shirt whenever possible.......Shhhhhhh
Did I do good?
nole
Jack's great and his site is the best...... period!
Hi Jack, I'll take an XL T-shirt whenever possible.......Shhhhhhh
Did I do good?
nole
scrapper said:
Go into your bathroom........stripdown.......cover yourself in Lamisil AT and Axe Body Spray............turn out the lights......light three candles placed in a circle and say his name three times into the mirror....................He will come.............OH YES!..............he will come.............
http://www.techcomedy.com/users/user_info.htm?nick=MadJack
http://www.allrecordlabels.com/db/3/5453.html
http://madjack.minitokyo.net/
http://www.christianforums.com/u9050
Is there REALLY a Madjack???
Gun toting Jack???? Record KingPin?? Japanese Jack?? a Bible Jack??
Are we really sure he exists??
http://www.allrecordlabels.com/db/3/5453.html
http://madjack.minitokyo.net/
http://www.christianforums.com/u9050
Is there REALLY a Madjack???
Gun toting Jack???? Record KingPin?? Japanese Jack?? a Bible Jack??
Are we really sure he exists??
Madjack is a mythical character, said to have 3 arms, short antlers and a bad temper. Try to contact him at your own risk.
Jack can only be contacted thru a Ouji Board. But you must be VERY carefull. You must not conjure up the others. Especially beandip jim. Go with God my son.
no pepper said:
no pepper,
I decided to try your directions to see if this would actually work. Having been familiar with "Mickeys Big Mouths" from my younger days, I was a bit excited to rekindle my "man to malt relationship".
Was a rather nice night last friday so I got the boom box out........grilled some steaks.................played with my Rottweiller Snoop Dog for a bit and started digging that hole. Well I had a few extra Mickeys that I had purchased for personal consumption and offered a taste to my neighbor. As I spent some time talking to him and enjoying the malts, I must have started into the other twelve. Next thing I remember.............. I wake up in the yard.......the dog was asleep............... the beer, excuse me, Malt liquor, was gone...............and I was trying to have sex with the new hole.
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fatdaddy, don't worry, man. We've all been there before thanks to the Mickeys. In that case, just make sure that -- somewhere in between the steak and, say the 5th Big Mouth -- you apply lotion liberally to the perimeter of the hole. I mean liberally.
no pepper said:
Oh no worries bro. I generally keep myself liberally greased.....................you know.........for a few reasons.
Is anyone else hearing the "Shaft" theme while reading this post. "Who tha man...Jack" "Can ya dig it"
MMMMMNnnnnnnnnnn, BIG MOUTH GRENADES!!!
Brings back the broke college years. Use to go give 2 pints of blood at the red cross, then slam 3 grenades and was trashed for the night!! Thats what $1.50 will get you.
Some blokes keep a picture of a 12 car garage full of $100k cars to remind themselves why they want to make a lot of money. For me, I bronzed a big mouth grenade!! Thanks Mickey's, helped me semi-retire early!!!
Brings back the broke college years. Use to go give 2 pints of blood at the red cross, then slam 3 grenades and was trashed for the night!! Thats what $1.50 will get you.
Some blokes keep a picture of a 12 car garage full of $100k cars to remind themselves why they want to make a lot of money. For me, I bronzed a big mouth grenade!! Thanks Mickey's, helped me semi-retire early!!!
