I know this don't have much to do with sports, but for those of you whose life revolves around Pork ( not the other white meat) maybe you should save some of those hard earned winnings Fletcher and RAYMOND help you get and take a trip to Phuket Thailand. If Asian girls is what you like for anywhere between 500-2000 baht (roughly 10-40 american) You can PORK all night. If Thai women are not your cup o'tea; you can always go to one of their many bars or discotheques and get cozy to the Eurotrash. The place is crawling with Eurotrash and we all know exactly what Eurotrash is. If you can get past the crooked yellow teeth in some instances you don't need much game at all to PORK!!! Take your pick: British, Dutch, Australian, French, Italian, and all of the like. They are especially friendly to Americans, because most of them are chasing around the Thai Whores. I forgot to add that some of these Thai whores have bed-sores and HIV and there is a pretty good chance you can contract herpes or shyphillis so don't be "Raw-Doggin'" it. You can also get some doberman pincher on a stick or a bowl of stewed Dalmation for 50 baht! ( 1.25 us). I bought all of the latest movies on VCD such as Planet of the Apes, Rush Hour 2, AI and the like. I got 100 of them for 100 bucks. Granted some of them have laughter in the background but they serve the purpose on ship. I got 100 music CD's too for 100 bucks! Cheaper than Freakin' defunct Napster!
What kills me about the Thailand knock-off CD's is that a lot of the wording on them is exactly how they speak. Freaking Hilarious! I am still pissed off that we did not go to Australia but THailand was quite an experience. If you are a seedy individual and can't find PORK stateside for 500 baht you are an instant porn-star! Oh yeah, you can get a 5-star hotel over there for 5 days for about 150 bucks total~! Viva Thailand. I am on my way to Guam. Oh by the way--I did not do any Porking in Thailand. I am married but not happily. The fear of aids and bedsores and syphillis and crabs did me in. However I did mingle with lots of Eurotrash and met lots of gay men. I don't know why I bragged about the gay men thing but they tried to give me money for fellatio. What a freaking riot!!! I did eat my fair share of doberman pincher and fire ants. (Those things are nasty. So are grasshoppers and scorpions. They serve them all up in these bags like potato chips put hot sauce on them and eat them like doritos) Guess I should not have drank that last Bacardi Breezer!!!! Bangkok is another story. That is for another time!!!! Hope this post don't offend anyone but Thailand is crazy and I thought I had to share part of my experience.
What kills me about the Thailand knock-off CD's is that a lot of the wording on them is exactly how they speak. Freaking Hilarious! I am still pissed off that we did not go to Australia but THailand was quite an experience. If you are a seedy individual and can't find PORK stateside for 500 baht you are an instant porn-star! Oh yeah, you can get a 5-star hotel over there for 5 days for about 150 bucks total~! Viva Thailand. I am on my way to Guam. Oh by the way--I did not do any Porking in Thailand. I am married but not happily. The fear of aids and bedsores and syphillis and crabs did me in. However I did mingle with lots of Eurotrash and met lots of gay men. I don't know why I bragged about the gay men thing but they tried to give me money for fellatio. What a freaking riot!!! I did eat my fair share of doberman pincher and fire ants. (Those things are nasty. So are grasshoppers and scorpions. They serve them all up in these bags like potato chips put hot sauce on them and eat them like doritos) Guess I should not have drank that last Bacardi Breezer!!!! Bangkok is another story. That is for another time!!!! Hope this post don't offend anyone but Thailand is crazy and I thought I had to share part of my experience.
