Why do you assholes need to park next to me?

Penguinfan

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I always park my car far away from the stores I go into. I have some physical limitations that make it difficult to get in and out of the car and need to open the door the whole way to get in/out.

My problem, not anyone else's so I think I am doing the right thing by parking a long way from the entrance of the store.

Almost half the time there will be someone parked next to me when I come out while there is literally 30 spaces closer to the store for them to park in, WTF? Why do you need to park next to my car idiots?

I am done being gentle with the door from now on, if your door gets dinged it's your fault, not mine.

STOP PARKING NEXT TO ME, ASSHOLES.
 
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i assume there is joke in there somewhere, but your material has once again soared over my head
 

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i assume there is joke in there somewhere, but your material has once again soared over my head

Doubtful.

PF, sorry to hear about ur limitations. Wouldn't a handicapped tag be in order here? Giant parking places right next to the door, and very often the parking places are offset so nobody can park next to the driver's side.

I can't stand all these clowns with handicapped tags who obviously have no impairment, but if u do, by all means get a tag and use them. They are simple to get.
 

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Doubtful.

PF, sorry to hear about ur limitations. Wouldn't a handicapped tag be in order here? Giant parking places right next to the door, and very often the parking places are offset so nobody can park next to the driver's side.

I can't stand all these clowns with handicapped tags who obviously have no impairment, but if u do, by all means get a tag and use them. They are simple to get.

Doctor has told me I could get one, but I think there are others who need those spaces more than I do. Probably a bit of pride getting in the way as well.

I don't mind walking further, I just can't understand why someone would park further away than they have to just to park beside another car.

Seems dumb.
 

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Doctor has told me I could get one, but I think there are others who need those spaces more than I do. Probably a bit of pride getting in the way as well.

I don't mind walking further, I just can't understand why someone would park further away than they have to just to park beside another car.

Seems dumb.

Nuff Said
 
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