I thought some of you outdoors gamblers might appreciate this.
> Why Fishing is better than sex:
>
> 1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
> 2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
> in a while.
> 3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
> 4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your
> Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if
> you become famous.
> 5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with
> long ago.
> 6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
> 7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty
> about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
> 8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
> you Fish with someone else.
> 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
> yourself.
> 10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
> really an undercover cop.
> 11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
> Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued
> for harassment.
> 12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
> 13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
> subscribe to the Playboy channel.
> 14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your
> life.
> 15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest
> in it.
> 16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
> week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
> Why Fishing is better than sex:
>
> 1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
> 2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
> in a while.
> 3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
> 4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your
> Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if
> you become famous.
> 5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with
> long ago.
> 6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
> 7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty
> about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
> 8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
> you Fish with someone else.
> 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
> yourself.
> 10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
> really an undercover cop.
> 11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
> Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued
> for harassment.
> 12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
> 13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
> subscribe to the Playboy channel.
> 14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your
> life.
> 15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest
> in it.
> 16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
> week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
