Why it's great to be Canadian!!

[kickserv]

Subject: Why it is Great to be Canadian

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>1. Smarties
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>2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
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>3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
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>4. Baseball is Canadian
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>5. Lacrosse is Canadian
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>6. Hockey is Canadian
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>7. Basketball is Canadian
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>8. Apple pie is Canadian
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>9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
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>10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin'Donuts ass
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11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon
McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we camehome and partied...Go figure..


>12. We have the largest English population that never
ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
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>13. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little
over an hour.
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>14. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the
earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
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>15. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a
full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
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>16. We don't marry our kin-folk.
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>17. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers,
insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives
each year.
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>18. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
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>19. A Canadian invented Superman.


Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

 

[beantownjim]

BEANTOWNJIMS TOP REASONS WHY IT SUCKS TO BE CANADIEN

10) OUR HOCKEY TEAMS HAVE SUCKED NOW FOR 10 YEARS

9) OUR DOLLAR IS WORTH SH-T WE HAVE PEOPLE UP IN NOVIA SCOTIA TRYING TO SELL THERE FARM PRODUCTS HOCKEY PUCKS

8) OUR BROADS ALL LOOK LIKE ESKIMO WOMEN WITH TIGHT LEATHER FACES FROM ALL OUR ARTIC AIR PLUS THEY DONT BATHE AND GROW MUSTACHES AND HAVE NO TEETH OF COURSE YOU DONT MARRY YOUR KIN FOLK WHO THE F-CK WOULD

7)WE TOOK A LIBERAL FAG FROM MASACHUSETTS (PAUL GARLIC SNAPPER CELLUCI) AND MADE HIM AMBASSODOR TO CANADA ANYBODY WHO WOULD LET THIS RAT BASTARD IN THERE COUNTRY HAS SERIOUS PROBLEMS

6) WHEN THE UNITED STATES ASKED WHOS WITH US IN THE IRAQ INVASION CANADA THE BUNCH OF PUSSIES THEY ARE NEVER EVEN RESPONDED OH WE WILL STAY OUT OF IT:thefinger

5) DURING THE VIET NAM WAR ALL THE PROTESTERS RAN AWAY FROM BEING DRAFTED AND GUESS WHO TOOK THEM IN RATHER THAN LET THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HANDLE IT YES BOYS YOU GUESSED IT THE RATS (OH CANADA WE RUN AND HIDE ALL THE TIME):thefinger

4) SINCE WHEN IS BASEBALL AND BASKETBALL CANADIEN BASKETBALL WAS INVENTED IN SPRINGFIELS MA. AND BASEBALL WAS INVENTED IN COOPERSTOWN USA I DONT SEE ANY RECOR BOOKS THAT SAY BASEBALL WAS BORN IN NEW BRUNSWICK

3) YOU HAD TO INVENT PENICILLEN BECAUSE THE INDIANS WERE ALL BANGING YOUR WOMEN AND THEY HAD TO STOP THE V.D. SO EACH TIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR KICKSERVE JUST THINK YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER WAS PROBABLY BANGING SOME INDIAN THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE THAT OLIVE COLLOR SKIN HA HA THE LAUGHS ON YOU PAL YOUR A MIX BREED NOT A PURE BREAD

2) CANADA INVENTED SUPERMAN WHAT DID THEY DO KICKSERVE PUT A CAPE AROUND HARRY SINDEN AND DECLARE THIS WHACK JOB SUPERMAN I KNOW HE IS GOD IN CANADA BUT HERE IN BOSTON THERE IS A WAITING LINE TO KICK HIS ARSE

1) THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY I HATE CANADIENS IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE THE DUMBEST MEN ON EARTH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GONE TO FLORIDA IN THE WINTER TIME AND SEEN SOME BIG FAT SLOB WEARING A BIKINI BATHING SUIT DRINKING BOOZE LIKE YOU READ ABOUT, WITH NO TEETH WHITE AS A GHOST, ASKING SOME GORGOUS BROAD TO GO OUT AAY.DONT THESE NIT WITS REALIZE PEOPLE LAUGH AT THESE GUYS THEY STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB AND YET THEY CONTINUE TO EMBARRASS THEMSELVES KICKSERVE DO YOU OWN A BIKINI BATHING SUIT WELL SPREAD THE WORD TO YOUR FELLOW HERRING CHOKERS THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS IN THOSE BATHING SUITS AND TELL THEM TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN AND TO GET SOME DENTURES AMERICAN WOMEN LIKE GUYS WITH TEETH AAY
:moon: :canada1 (OH CANADA WE ARE THE DUMBEST AROUND,WE WILL STAND ON GAURD UNTIL PIERRE BUYS THE NEXT ROUND: )

 

[dawgball]

kickserv--you forgot one.

Why it is Great to be Canadian.

20. You don't have to clain beantownjom or Scott kInG oF dOgS

 

[SixFive]

8) OUR BROADS ALL LOOK LIKE ESKIMO WOMEN WITH TIGHT LEATHER FACES FROM ALL OUR ARTIC AIR PLUS THEY DONT BATHE AND GROW MUSTACHES AND HAVE NO TEETH OF COURSE YOU DONT MARRY YOUR KIN FOLK WHO THE F-CK WOULD

You haven't been to Canada lately if you think this is true. Canada is chock full of babes.

 

[Blazer]

kickserv--you forgot one.

Why it is Great to be Canadian.

20. You don't have to clain beantownjom or Scott kInG oF dOgS

:nooo: :nooo:

 

[kickserv]

ya just knew Beanmoron would chime in

 

[THE KOD]

kickserv--you forgot one.

Why it is Great to be Canadian.
20. You don't have to clain beantownjom or Scott kInG oF dOgS

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funny dawg very funny

Not sure if you know it but when your friend was in the hospital that time, and you provided the hospital address and his name,
I sent a get well card to him. You never said anything about it to me. Of course maybe he didnt know Scott-Atlanta.

But thats OK. Talk about me like you want to. I can take it.


Good luck to you and yours

KOD

 

[dawgball]

All in good fun. Not any harmful intentions.

Thank you for your kind gesture with the card. I know it meant a lot to them when they received it. The cards and support really kept them going.