Why Men Pee Standing Up

[Justinsmom829]

Why Men Pee Standing Up


Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."



Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went, like an excited little boy.


So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.


God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."

"What's it called? Eve asked.

"Brains" God said.

Miss Missy

 

[fatdaddycool]

Miss Missy,
You sure do delight in bashing men. I will tell you though I have yet to meet any woman that I feel is my intellectual equal. The difference is I don't tell jokes about it, nor do I point out a woman's shortcomings so as not to hurt her feelings. We both know that women have easily hurt feelings, as that is what takes up most of the grey matter in their heads, and anyone that is sad makes me sad.

So in closing, I am not sure what happened up there with Adam and Eve, as I question their existence, but apparently when Eve bent over to pick up a shiny rock or something equally as enthralling, her God-given brain fell out and Adam picked it up and gave it to the dog.
FDC

 

[Justinsmom829]

FDC oh thank you so much for gracing my thread with your worth wild opinion. I only bash man so much because it is so easy. And I am sure if you keep looking you will find a woman who is as dumb as you and therefore be your intellectual equal.

Thanks for sharing, keep coming back, it works if you work it. Dumbazz.

Miss Missy

 

[Private Petey]

FDC for Prez

FDC for Prez

hey cool, these dollies just don't understand that most people here just laugh at their stupidity. about the only person who doesn't is that big dumb moose 6-5 who always flirts with them. he thinks they're incredibly brilliant.

Double P

 

[fatdaddycool]

Miss Missy,
It seems I have hurt your feelings and I was not trying to. I was simply trying to point out that everyone seems to think that man bashing is funny. Questioning ones intelligence stings no matter the gender. But it seems you have proven my point. Sorry I made you mad I wasn't trying to.
Actually what I was trying to do was see if you would react exactly as my post stated and it seems you did. Hence the name calling.
Also it's spelled, worthwhile, but no need for that. Me and my "Dumb" ass will try not to hurt your feelings again.
CHEERS,
FDC

 

[SixFive]

about the only person who doesn't is that big dumb moose 6-5 who always flirts with them. he thinks they're incredibly brilliant.

Double P

LMFAO! big dumb moose, I laugh every time you write that about me, GNPPP. So, when does your contest with acehigh start, should be ineteresting!

Men pee standing up because they can.

 

[Private Petey]

fair question

fair question

65, that's a good question about the contest with acebackedout. It seems that he ran his mouth to the wrong person. Somebody who would take him up on it. After he spouted off about a contest for any stakes, I sent 600 bucks to madjack to hold for the contest. Then the weasel ace started backpedaling saying that maybe we should just both enter a contest and see who does better. I guess his girlfriend wouldn't release the funds.

PP

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Cris and Missy...

Can't we all get along?


Cris, Sweet Mel loves to bash males...but I am sure it is all in good fun.

Missy, Cris is one hell of a joker, it is not true that his posts are characteristic of his beliefs..isn't that right Cris?

 

[Penguinfan]

FDC, your right, this has gone on long enough with her, so I will sink to her level:


Do you know what they call the excess skin around a vagina?


A: Woman

 

[fletcher]

Well i am lazy and it is my reading room so if at home i take the seat and enjoy the paper any time i go something to read is with me.:shrug:

pf that is the daily double i bet 1500

what are flappers

 

[Penguinfan]

Sorry Ape, see above for answer!

Penguinfan

 

[freelancc]

 

[fatdaddycool]

Anthony,
Yes it is true. The sides I take or arguments I make are not always germaine to the make up of my character. Sometimes I just like to rile people up. However, I don't like male bashing. I don't like the fact that most black comics routinely bash white people without fear of retribution due to social conscience and the moral majority's diligence in the maintenance of that social anxiety.
FDC

 

[TBONEZ0295]

I don't like male bashing.
FDC

Miss Melissa is male bashing again I think I'll rile her up.............PA.......LEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ

fatdaddy when is the last time you grabbed your fishing pole and a couple cold ones and just enjoyed life????? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe you should consider a vacation that UNION job :lol: seems to be working negatively on your temperament :shrug: :thefinger

Lighten up.................LAUGH A LITTLE it does wonders for the soul................JUST KEEPIN IT REAL

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Re: FDC for Prez

Re: FDC for Prez

hey cool, these dollies just don't understand that most people here just laugh at their stupidity. about the only person who doesn't is that big dumb moose 6-5 who always flirts with them. he thinks they're incredibly brilliant.

Double P

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I think what I like most about sixfive is his ability to laugh off pee wees like you :thefinger

BTW- that was a great one penguinfan geeezzz I just can't stop laughing ...........hahahhahahhahhahhah ah hahahhahhahha ah hahhahhahha

 

[Justinsmom829]

FDC I have a great idea what don't you not read my posts then azzhole. You think if you use big words or cause you spell check every posts that you are better than me. Anytime you want to sit down and compare apples to apples let me know and I bet I come out on top. But hey some people are just better than others.

Pee Pee I can't believe you even posted in here. We all know what you are about. I guess you and Fat are BOYZ and you feel the need to jump on his wang and now gang up on me.

Please the two of you are nothing but a mommy's boys so please take your passive agressive azzes and go home and cry to your mommy.

BTW fat you could never hurt my feelings. You will never have that much power. If you don't like my man bashing and if you can't take a little joke then stay out of my posts.

Miss Missy

 

[freelancc]

:yup

 

[fatdaddycool]

FDC I have a great idea what don't you not read my posts then azzhole. You think if you use big words or cause you spell check every posts that you are better than me. Anytime you want to sit down and compare apples to apples let me know and I bet I come out on top. But hey some people are just better than others.

Pee Pee I can't believe you even posted in here. We all know what you are about. I guess you and Fat are BOYZ and you feel the need to jump on his wang and now gang up on me.

Please the two of you are nothing but a mommy's boys so please take your passive agressive azzes and go home and cry to your mommy.

BTW fat you could never hurt my feelings. You will never have that much power. If you don't like my man bashing and if you can't take a little joke then stay out of my posts.

Miss Missy

Melissa,
First of all I NEVER use spell check. Second, I have already told you I was sorry if I hurt your feelings or if you prefer, upset you. That was not my intent. I did not call you any names, insult your gender, or call you dumb, all of which you have done to me without an apology. Also, please see the "gay men adopting" thread penned by your friend, and mine, TBONE, and then we will discuss the the cruelty of the "momma's boy" comment. Also please note that I have defended your position from PP in the past and will continue to do so if he steps over the line.
I am sorry that you have this idea that posting in a public forum allows you the right to tell who and when to read it, but as I stated earlier it is "public".
Granted you meant it as a joke, and it was taken as one but why can't I express my opinions? Why am I not allowed to weigh in on the matter?
You stated that you only bash men because it is so easy, and I am quite sure your apples are by far better than mine, however it isn't always as easy as you think. Some men are intelligent, well spoken, well read, astute, clever individuals. Some women are equally as intelligent..etc....but if that woman is going to make a blanket statement concerning my intelligence due to gender I will say something every time.
With that I will once again tell you I am sorry you are so upset with me. I didn't find your joke funny, I found it insulting and I reacted. That is the price we pay for posting in public.

TBone,
Went Saturday and had an absolute gas. If you and Ray are ever in TX look me up and we will do exactly that. I am not mad at Missy at all and don't want her mad at me but....whatever you're right I need a day off.....LOL>>>>>Take care T
FDC

 

[fletcher]

gee am i they only one that takes the seated in home wizz:shrug: and i enjoy it

 

[NickiD]

FDC oh thank you so much for gracing my thread with your worth wild opinion. I only bash man so much because it is so easy. And I am sure if you keep looking you will find a woman who is as dumb as you and therefore be your intellectual equal.

Thanks for sharing, keep coming back, it works if you work it. Dumbazz.

Miss Missy

GREAT RESPONSE


- My general thought on it is: We can find humor to enjoy in both (male and female) of our shortcomings and those who think they "know at all" have nothing else to learn do they?