Why Men Pee Standing Up

Private Petey

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Hey Wilson, crawl back under your rock!!! Go find us some more incorrect football inside info that you get from your buddies up in the hills.

P Squared
 

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Pee Pee what is your problem? You "BOY" FAT can point out everyone else's mistakes but Wilson can't. Please you annoying little shit go away won't you.
 

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Hey Peter Head,

You see, I won't mince words with you...I'll just hunt you down and pound your head, hillbilly style.

:D :thefinger
 

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PP, America needs your vigilance in protecting our vunerable airports from dangerous grandmothers so please don't let us keep you from your destiny. :p
 

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Nice Wilson. I like your style.

Pee Pee is really all talk. He has a loud bark but no bite. Unless he is going up against a girl and he has his "boys" with him.

Miss Missy
 

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I love reading responses from all, especially when people get pissed.

That "hillbilly style" comment was classic. Just wanna make the point, that if you threaten Lil' Pee Pee he'll get your phone number, call you up whining about how you hurt his feelings and try to make you feel bad. He has been known to act like that with the male members of this board.

I do recall FDC sticking up for the females in a thread or two. Don't understand why he got all bent out of shape over a goofy joke. But to each his own, right.

Penguinfan~Sorry excuse for a joke.
 

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Well genius, if it wasn't a joke I really feel sorry for you. It makes it apparent that you must have been absent the day your anatomy teacher taught the lesson about the female reproductive system.

I now see where all the confusion comes from.
 

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historic thread

After almost two years and endless failed attempts(duhhh,look what drug in the cat),Fletcher has FINALLY said something funny,though it doesn't appear he was trying to.Good job Steroidman.Being attacked by a man of your limited flattop intellect is like having a ferocious non-poisonous insect nipping at your ankles.
 

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Helen said:
Well genius, if it wasn't a joke I really feel sorry for you. It makes it apparent that you must have been absent the day your anatomy teacher taught the lesson about the female reproductive system.

I now see where all the confusion comes from.

Don't feel sorry for me, your the one with all the excess skin.

Penguinfan
 

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Wilson,
Thanks for pointing that out. However, if you look in Websters collegiate unabridged there are two versions listed as correct spellings just as "rumour" "humour" "rumor" "humor" are all correct depending on if using what is commonly called Queens english. Either way, as I stated before I NEVER use spell check. If I can't spell it I generally don't use it. And I am pretty sure the context in which I used the word shows that I know what it meant, thank you for your support.

Missy, NickiD, Helen, and anyone else that has their estrogen at a boiling point,
I was not then and am not now mad at anyone for writing anything. All I did was state a FACT!!! For chrissakes, Melissa uses a lot of male bashing jokes, so do the rest of the women of the world. So I point that out and that gives her the right to call me a, lets see so far; Dumbass, asshole, passive aggresive mommy's boy, jumping on PP's wang, and a plethera of other crap. You know what, all of you are way out of line. I am allowed to defend men, I am one. I am allowed to say boy you sure like to bash men, isn't that a not only true but obvious statement. Let me point out something to you, Dr. Strangelove said the EXACT same thing and he wasn't called any names. Truth be told Melissa, anything I wrote was meant in jest. You are the one that went off. I have told you time and time again no harm was meant but, typical woman, you only hear what you want to hear.
NIckiD, How you decide that an unispired rant is a good answer to anything is beyond me. Calling people a dumbass is never a good answer to anything, but you have your opinion and I have mine.
Another thing, when you make a joke about anybody, based on social interpretation, expect feedback. You sit there and try to make me out as some whining little boy when actually the only one whining is yourselves. I don't like male bashing, big frigging deal, live with it. You don't like me and I don't have a problem with it. I am not calling you any names.
You know its too bad, because I am actually a pretty cool guy, very carefree and fun, but your attacks missed all that.
You ladies have a nice night sorry that I was less than submissive to your gender based missile I will try to conform to the sniveling little idiot you describe as man.
In closing, some men are proud to be exactly that. I raised my daughter by myself and she is in college now and I did that without the help of brains or a woman. Thank you for your support.
 

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FDC, you said "plethera". It should be "plethora". It's an odd sounding Greek word, or maybe Latin, so I understand. Keep up the good work arguing with these ignorant dollies. And stay off my wang.

Double P
 

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you are absolutely right, that damn spell check will be my demise!!!! But hey you said "biddies" not "buddies" so you know how us men are, dumb as stumps.
How long is there a restraining order on the wang?
You know why restraining orders were invented don't you?
 

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Eric I am currently reading the book "Marine Sniper" the story of Carlos Hathcock. What a read, makes me thankful I missed the Nam trip. I have nothing but respect for those who went and especially those who sacrificed thier life for this country.

Bottomline I whiz sitting down at home also and read, after all one never knows when one may have to shift gears and need to be on the seat anyway.

Of course at work or in the deer woods I fire away while standing.

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FDC~There you go generalizing. My estrogen is in tact. You never even got a rise from me. I actually thought everything was pretty funny. I never once called you a name or even said something directed at you. If you rearead my post you'll see that I agreed that you once or twice defended the females.

Also, Melissa said that Pee Pee was on your wang, not the other way around.

It doesn't matter. The way I see it this is way out of hand. You responded to something someone posted and it is fine I don't see why there needs to be a debate about it.


Hey Pee Pee, why don't you try working some OT so that you can pay your boys back, rather than come around here and call people ignorant.
 
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