Why Men Pee Standing Up

[NickiD]

NIckiD, How you decide that an unispired rant is a good answer to anything is beyond me. Calling people a dumbass is never a good answer to anything, but you have your opinion and I have mine.
Another thing, when you make a joke about anybody, based on social interpretation, expect feedback. You sit there and try to make me out as some whining little boy when actually the only one whining is yourselves. I don't like male bashing, big frigging deal, live with it. You don't like me and I don't have a problem with it. I am not calling you any names.
You know its too bad, because I am actually a pretty cool guy, very carefree and fun, but your attacks missed all that.

Wow FDC - I think you need a :weed:

I will repeat my post below:

I gave a good word to Missey for her opinion (my opinion to which I believe I am entitled) and said the following very neutral general statement that summed up means that those with good humor can even appreciate humor about themselves and/or gender.


- My general thought on it is: We can find humor to enjoy in both (male and female) of our shortcomings and those who think they "know at all" have nothing else to learn do they?


I,m not sure where your other statements directed at me from above came from.

It seems you are elaborating or putting words in my mouth.... hmmmmm....

I thought only we women did that......... :shrug:

Oh yeah since you placed some additional words in my mouth I'll let ya know I agree with you - when I post a joke or otherwise I enjoy feedback, but being the "public" forum that it is you really can't bitch at anybody but yourself if you don't like the nature or theme in which someone usually posts in noticing they have a style that you dislike its probably a stupid personal choice to read it. Also - I was curious to what "names" I called anybody just curious since you are picking the words then I was wondering what I said...

hope it was good... :argue:

I'd like to come off as clever and spelled correctly.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

when I post a joke or otherwise I enjoy feedback, but being the "public" forum that it is you really can't bitch at anybody but yourself if you don't like the nature or theme in which someone usually posts in noticing they have a style that you dislike its probably a stupid personal choice to read it.

good point, maybe Justinsmom829 should heed this advice as well.

if you don't like it, don't read it.

 

[Turfgrass]

TORONTO-VIGILANTE, how about a little warning on that thread. You almost burnt my eyes out.

Too funny!

 

[fatdaddycool]

NickiD,
Your reply was "GREAT RESPONSE" to which Missy did nothing more than call me a dumbass, say that I was dumb and maybe someday I will find a girl equally as dumb as myself, which I find very ironic that Missy would say that, I may have just found the girl of my dreams, and all this time she was right here posting bad anti male jokes. When you reply as such to something of that nature you are generating praise for the content of the message. So don't feed me any crap about how you generalized your response.
However, you do come off as clever and a good speller and although I have not actually read any of your previous posts that come to mind right now, I have no doubt they are insightful and intelligent. I mean your last post was almost error free.

Missey

I believe she spells it Missy

"know at all"

I think "know IT all" is what you're looking for here.

I,m

an apostrophe is appropriate not a comma.

elaborating or putting words in my mouth

Surely you mean embellishing?

Also if you pay close enough attention, when you first sign on to Madjacks....The Caribsports banner has quinella spelled wrong they have it as quniella, so it is not just you.

NickiD, I don't have a problem with whatever the hell she wants to post, nor anyone else for that matter. I am just playing with you now and was just playing with her earlier, she started name calling and I answered the call. I am sure you are a beautiful, intelligent young woman with nothing but good things going for you. She can write whatever the heck she wants to, I don't care. I am just messing with her.

So I will say it again, sorry if your mad. I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else. Miss Missy certainly meant to offend me though, don't you think?
FDC

 

[Justinsmom829]

You come in here with your high and mighty attitude and don't like when the truth is told. You can correct people if that makes you feel better about yourself. WHATEVER! I made a JOKE about men you are personally bashing people individually but don't like it when I call you a dumbass. Please do me a favor, grow up! You are starting to really annoy me. So you are a good speller that is great. I am sure your Mom is real proud of you.

Nicki it's cool if you spell my name wrong I have been called worse

Miss Missy

 

[fatdaddycool]

You come in here with your high and mighty attitude and don't like when the truth is told. You can correct people if that makes you feel better about yourself. WHATEVER! I made a JOKE about men you are personally bashing people individually but don't like it when I call you a dumbass. Please do me a favor, grow up! You are starting to really annoy me. So you are a good speller that is great. I am sure your Mom is real proud of you.

Nicki it's cool if you spell my name wrong I have been called worse

Miss Missy

Miss Missy,
Do you actually read the entire post before you respond? I have not personally bashed anyone. You need to reread the posts in chronological order and then tell me who started calling people dumb, etc...
I am much more than a good speller just as I am sure you are much more than a joke teller. I do believe that not only did I compliment NickiD, I also mentioned several times that I was just playing with both of you. You seem to get very upset very easily. Public posts will draw a reply, that is life. I am not going to apologize again I have said it enough. You should learn how to do that someday.

Also, and most importantly...I would appreciate it if you refrain from refering to my mother as you are fully aware that I do not have one. This is the second time I have pointed this out to you. If you think that maternal references to an orphaned adult are funny then maybe you should post that. I do believe it was I that was the first to come to your defense when someone brought up your son in a post and believe I made my point rather ardently. So if you attacking a mother that left me on a doorstep, so to speak, is your thank you , please refrain from any more thank yous.
FDC

 

[fatdaddycool]

One more thing...what exactly did you tell the truth about that I don't like to hear? That Adam would have rather had peed straight up then have a brain? Or that I will someday find a girl as dumb as I?

 

[Justinsmom829]

First off I didn't know you were orphaned so if you are implying that I did you are incorrect. I would not joke or poke fun at that. Ever, not even to someone I dislike as much as you.

If you can't take jokes then fine I understand but as you have stated this is a public forum if you don't like my jokes don't read them and if you choose to read them and disagree with them or make any comment about them postivitly or negitively then expect me to respond. That is just the way that I am.

Oh btw if I spelled anything wrong could you please point it out I like when you do that.

Miss Missy

 

[fatdaddycool]

Do you really dislike me?

See now that sucks. Because I am definitely falling for you. I have to say, its too bad. You would probably love me in real life. Believe it or not I am alot of fun. Ask the good Dr. Strangelove.

Anyway, don't worry about it Melissa I didn't honestly think you were knowingly poking fun at my childhood situation, just didn't want it to continue thats all.

You know, it really does suck that you don't like me, here we could have had a nice date. Finished it off at the original Dave n Busters in philly. One of my favorite places. Oh well.
All my love
FDC

 

[Justinsmom829]

The good Dr has already sent an email in your favor. I don't like people who act like they are better than others. Who go around correcting people's spelling in a general forum where most of the threads are meant in good fun. I don't think people who are English majors are better then people who clean toliets. But I guess that separates the good guys from the bad fat daddy.

Miss Missy

 

[Waldo]

Does anybody else see the irony in Missy's disdain for the sexual terms thread and her reaction to FDC's comments?

Rather humorous.

 

[Justinsmom829]

The sexual terms thread just suprised me. I was shock at the "stuff" for lack of a better word that was inside that thread. All that I posted was that was gross not funny that's all. I didn't start correcting people's grammer. That is my only point.

Miss Missy

 

[fatdaddycool]

I don't think I am better than anybody. I don't correct everybody's spelling all the time. I make errors all the time there is one right now in the corporate tax thread that turfgrass made. I am not currently in school for english, actually I am going for a Political Science degree as the first two did me absolutely no good. My major was literature the first time and chemistry the second, I just happen to enjoy school. Someday I may run for Congress, who knows.
Melissa, I was playing with you and apparently got under your skin. I am not perfect and I am sure that I piss alot of people off which is probably why I am divorced. But I can tell you for sure, and anyone that knows me will attest to the fact that I am a very humble human being. I like to have fun, sometime it is at others expense and although not the right thing to do, it is a VERY popular thing to do. Thats what joke are aren't they?
Love
FDC

 

[Justinsmom829]

Thanks for sharing Fat Daddy Cool. I really appreciate it.

Miss Missy

 

[NickiD]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I've figured it out FDC has to be a woman - girls - he/she is one of us!

(Thats the only conclusion I can come to he is way to sensitive to be a man....) to bad huh FDC..since your falling for missy, since I don't think she swings that way...

:shrug:

By the way thanks for the corrections... I'll try to watch that...

although I don't think posting is rocket science I don't put as much focus on perfection as I would my job - but I will work on it!



Thanks MISSY - I think you are the greatest! hmmmmmm... hope that doesn't offend anyone..................

 

[Justinsmom829]

Great Post Nicki. I think that we need to just leave FDC alone. I don't want him or her ending up a blubbering mess you know he does have a really important job with an assistant and a non english speaking woman who "cleans empties his trash cans" as he or she put it.

But FDC has kept me laughing for the last two days so I guess I owe him/her that much

Miss Missy

 

[fatdaddycool]

Missy,
No I don't that was a joke. I work for a labor union and fix airplanes. If I made you laugh I am happy. When would you like to go out?
Your Prince
FDC

NickiD,
Please don't mistake my honesty for sensitivity. Although I would like to think I am sensitive, it is much more important to me to be honest. I am not a woman, although I have raised one. The corrections were for the laugh and the laugh alone. If you haven't noticed most all of the last few days have been for the laugh. If you go back and read some of my older posts, I don't really go off on people unless I have very strong feelings about it, mostly unions, religion, and government. Jokes are jokes, and personally I have had a good time with you ladies the last few days, yet alas it will all be over soon as I have to go back to work on Friday.
If I am a girl then as Melissa's joke alluded to, then I will certainly have the biggest penis in the maternity ward. Finally!!
All my love
FDC

 

[Justinsmom829]

I still think my jokes were pretty funny. I mean I could see a guy jumping up and down and saying oh yeah give me that thing I want to be able to do that. It is so funny. I am really laughing right now. I think it is great. Oh my stomach hurts. LOL that is great

Miss Missy

 

[Helen]

Missy~The joke is alright. I am laughing right now because I know you very well and know that you are sitting there cracking up. Imagining you laughing the way I know that you can when something amuses you is making me laugh.

 

[fatdaddycool]

The last time I jumped up and down for anything didn't have anything to do with the position I pee in, although somewhat related.
FDC