Got 2 stories one I ditched and one ditched me.
Back in wilder drinking days was playing pool at bar and picked up what I thought was an 8.Tight jeans long black hair great body.
On way to her house she was telling me that 6 months ago I wouldn't have given her a 2nd look as she had lost 150 lbs. Had a buzz and didn't give it much thought UNTIL I got in bedroom and she disrobed--skin was exactly like a bloodhound. Rolls of loose skin. Told her I had to take shower 1st and slipped out with shower running so she wouldn't hear me.
now the one that threw my clothes out the door and told me to get the F---out. You'd have to have ran into one of these in your lifetime or else it will make little sense.
Took her home and was on board when all of a sudden ever stroke in resulted in what sounded like a fart coming out of her punusky--I got tickled hearing it and the soilder was side tracked in the amusement and lost interest.She saids whats the matter--I couldn't hold it any longer and burst out in laughter with tears running down my face and said "that things barking at me":mj07:
---threwme and my shit out the door--never did find one shoe
Back in wilder drinking days was playing pool at bar and picked up what I thought was an 8.Tight jeans long black hair great body.
On way to her house she was telling me that 6 months ago I wouldn't have given her a 2nd look as she had lost 150 lbs. Had a buzz and didn't give it much thought UNTIL I got in bedroom and she disrobed--skin was exactly like a bloodhound. Rolls of loose skin. Told her I had to take shower 1st and slipped out with shower running so she wouldn't hear me.
now the one that threw my clothes out the door and told me to get the F---out. You'd have to have ran into one of these in your lifetime or else it will make little sense.
Took her home and was on board when all of a sudden ever stroke in resulted in what sounded like a fart coming out of her punusky--I got tickled hearing it and the soilder was side tracked in the amusement and lost interest.She saids whats the matter--I couldn't hold it any longer and burst out in laughter with tears running down my face and said "that things barking at me":mj07:
---threwme and my shit out the door--never did find one shoe
