Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single..
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age is urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single..
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age is urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
