Worst excuse ever for offering to give head

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Worst. Excuse. Ever.
By: Steve Benen @ 2:56 PM - PDT About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a co-chairman of John McCain?s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, ran into a little trouble with the law. He was arrested in a public park after allegedly offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer. Not a good career move.

Josh Marshall notes today, however, that ol? state Rep. Allen can explain everything.

t turns out that Allen revealed the true reason for the alleged park-john-offer in a tape recorded statement he made just after his arrest.

?This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,? said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a ?statistic.?

OK, let me get this straight. Allen was in a public park, late at night. For some reason, he?s afraid of black people. As a result of this irrational fear, he wanders into a bathroom, where he offers another man $20 to perform oral sex.

In other words, Allen thought he might be attacked by some ?stocky? black men, and this is his first instinct? Josh added, ?I guess this raises the question of whether if you thought you were about to get mugged by a group of stocky black guys, your first plan of escape would be to try to give one of them a blowjob.?

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God, I love these guys. You can't make this stuff up!!....LOL
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Wierd i would have offered my wallet or took the beatin but that is just me. Last thing i would have ever thought about was giving another guy a hummer. Come to think of it if they said "we will set you free if you Ted Haggart us" I know i would have taken the beatin.
 

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How many times have we all stood in line to have a seven foot black guy ram 11 inches of **** down your throat, only to have the line go so slow. Now we know why. Our congressmen are ahead of us in line. Damn. The time you waste waiting in these lines.
 

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Young Republican National Federation Chair Resigns After Sex Scandal
By: Logan Murphy @ 12:44 PM - PDT (h/t Howie at DWT for pic) Via Taking Down Words:

Former Clark County GOP Chair and newly elected Young Republican National Federation Chair Glenn Murphy is under investigation for criminal deviate conduct, a Class B felony, for allegedly engaging in oral sex with a sleeping victim. This is not his first run-in with the law for this kind of offense.Read the investigative report and a prior arrest for sexual battery in 1998 here: glennmurphy.pdf

WARNING: This is some pretty graphic stuff. Don?t let the kiddies read it.

UPDATE: Murphy recently sent an e-mail telling friends in Florida about his decision to resign from the YRNF position for business reasons. Read more?

According to the police report the alleged victim is a man. The warning above should definitely be heeded, the report is extremely graphic. Murphy (no relation to me) was considered to be a rising star in the Indiana GOP?

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First a black guy in a park, and now some sleeping guy. What's with these guys?
 
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