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Yahoo is my homepage, so I get to see "Trending Now" I never, well hardly ever give a rats rump about any of this trite shit. Today I decide to take a look. :0002

Bruce Willis: wants the world to smell like him ? he?s launching his very own cologne!

Uhhh, NO !

Heidi Montag's mother has lost all contact with the reality TV star, and feels like she's "mourning the loss of a child.

I know far too much about this simp then I really need to know.

Leslie Van Houten, ex-follower of Charles Manson, seeks parole for 19th time

Good luck with that dip shit, so far this is the only relevant news.

Jessica Simpson Shocks Her System With New Vegan Diet

JESSICA Simpson is planning to get her music career back on track ? and she?s keen for Katy Perry to give her a helping hand, insiders say.

JESSICA Simpson is apparently planning to become a mom !

There is one child going to be left in a car seat in her SUV in the Heat,

My brain is melting as I go thru this shit.

The nation of Iran has officially made mullets illegal. But if you've got one, you got $5 off at the Pittsburgh Zoo yesterday! This being said, there's never a good time to be in Iran or Pittsburgh.

I wasn't aware that people still had mullets ?

BRET Michaels admits he struggles to balance his career with family life.

This is about the only one I am somewhat curious about due to the fact the guy is on TURBO 26 hours a day. But for him to admit it's a struggle to balance life and career, really, and water is wet.

BRACE YOUSELF ! :scared REAL NEWS !

Lake Pontchartrain in New Orleans now has tar balls, oily sheen

Lake Pontchartrain, which has until now been free of oil from the BP spill, is now home to tar balls and an oil sheen.



One thing that wasn't "Trending Now"

Lindsey Lohan, whatever.....
 
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