Writing challenge- KinG OF DoGs
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My name has been trademarked and copyrighted, any reference to the name "marine" or any similarities to the likeness or personality be it ficticious or real, shall pay a royalty fee of $7.37 per usage.
I will NOT be taking on any proclaimed weiner of this event. My services, skills and enthusiasm was neglected and downturned and hence, you shall forever be deprived of their ability to uplift your spirit.
You missed the boat scotty.
and my new tagline:
Scotty - KinG of LiTeRaRy ChIcKeNs
I will NOT be taking on any proclaimed weiner of this event. My services, skills and enthusiasm was neglected and downturned and hence, you shall forever be deprived of their ability to uplift your spirit.
You missed the boat scotty.
and my new tagline:
Scotty - KinG of LiTeRaRy ChIcKeNs
My first non entry:
One day this guy named Scott drove his autmobile down the freeway. He drove fast. There was an accident on the road. Scott drove around the accident and then kept on driving.
The End.
One day this guy named Scott drove his autmobile down the freeway. He drove fast. There was an accident on the road. Scott drove around the accident and then kept on driving.
The End.
no pepper said:
Yeh no pepper but if we let them in then I will have a much harder time to win.
Screw it, lets let them in.
I really despise losing. I blame it on my past coachs who taught me to win at all costs.
Great idea for the vote o meter. We will get in a thread with a meter and put all the names. Loophole, kosar, and marine can be in it. I know I can beat them out. They are probably going to back out anyways.
..uhhh now we got to write something...duhhh....
So lets do it. Can you start the thread with the vote machine when the time comes ? I dont know how to do that.
If you would put my name at the top I would appreciate it. Vote meters in the past have shown that if someone don't know who to vote for they will choose the top one. Thanking you in advance.
KinG OF DoGs
..............................................marine said:
nice tagline marine. OK you are in the contest marine. Dont coward out on us now.
Five storys on a deserted island with three madjacks personalities of your choosing.
One week from today May 16 by 4 PM or you will be disqualified and named as a literary coward.
KinG OF DoGs
Here's my entry:
May 9 2:44pm 8 Team Parlay - Pending 10.00 to win 12296.80
1. Baseball - Houston Astros - runline -1? (+130)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:05pm [pending]
R Oswalt -R must start and B Myers -R must start for action
2. Baseball - New York Mets - runline -1? (+135)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:10pm [pending]
M Bynum -L must start and J Seo -R must start for action
3. Baseball - Atlanta Braves - runline -1? (+125)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:35pm [pending]
J Foppert -R must start and G Maddux -R must start for action
4. Baseball - Florida Marlins - runline -1? (+160)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:35pm [pending]
D Oliver -L must start and D Willis -L must start for action
5. Baseball - Tampa Bay Devil Rays - runline -1? (+150)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:15pm [pending]
A Bernero -R must start and J Parque -L must start for action
6. Baseball - Oakland Athletics - runline -1? (+165)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 9:05pm [pending]
J Weaver -R must start and T Hudson -R must start for action
7. Baseball - Seattle Mariners - runline -1? (+135)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 9:05pm [pending]
D Wright -R must start and R Franklin -R must start for action
8. Baseball - Kansas City Royals GM 1 - runline -1? (+150)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 4:05pm [pending]
This would make a great story, if I do say so, myself............
May 9 2:44pm 8 Team Parlay - Pending 10.00 to win 12296.80
1. Baseball - Houston Astros - runline -1? (+130)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:05pm [pending]
R Oswalt -R must start and B Myers -R must start for action
2. Baseball - New York Mets - runline -1? (+135)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:10pm [pending]
M Bynum -L must start and J Seo -R must start for action
3. Baseball - Atlanta Braves - runline -1? (+125)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:35pm [pending]
J Foppert -R must start and G Maddux -R must start for action
4. Baseball - Florida Marlins - runline -1? (+160)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:35pm [pending]
D Oliver -L must start and D Willis -L must start for action
5. Baseball - Tampa Bay Devil Rays - runline -1? (+150)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 6:15pm [pending]
A Bernero -R must start and J Parque -L must start for action
6. Baseball - Oakland Athletics - runline -1? (+165)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 9:05pm [pending]
J Weaver -R must start and T Hudson -R must start for action
7. Baseball - Seattle Mariners - runline -1? (+135)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 9:05pm [pending]
D Wright -R must start and R Franklin -R must start for action
8. Baseball - Kansas City Royals GM 1 - runline -1? (+150)
for the entire game held on May 9 at 4:05pm [pending]
This would make a great story, if I do say so, myself............
OK, I'll play.
Using Kosars topic, corvettes. A true story.....
A Friday night in July, early '80's.
Me and my pal Jerry are heading to Point Pleasant for a weekend down the Jersey shore to do some bird-dogging.
He knocks on my door about 8 PM and says "let's hit the Parkway south, I'm ready to go."
I start to get in my 'vette, a '77, midnight blue T-top.
Jerry's an IBM'er, he's got a Porsche. He says "let's take my car."
I say "nah, let's take mine. Chicks dig the 'vette."
Jerry looks at me and says "Rich, my car costs twice as much as yours does."
I said "yeah, you're right. But chicks who KNOW your Porsche costs more are, by definition, not the kind we're going for."
Without saying another word Jerry walked over to the passenger door of my car and got in......
You want to do 'sports' stories? I got plenty of "Tales from Vegas", mostly about the stupid questions that Joe Tourist asks in sports books......
Using Kosars topic, corvettes. A true story.....
A Friday night in July, early '80's.
Me and my pal Jerry are heading to Point Pleasant for a weekend down the Jersey shore to do some bird-dogging.
He knocks on my door about 8 PM and says "let's hit the Parkway south, I'm ready to go."
I start to get in my 'vette, a '77, midnight blue T-top.
Jerry's an IBM'er, he's got a Porsche. He says "let's take my car."
I say "nah, let's take mine. Chicks dig the 'vette."
Jerry looks at me and says "Rich, my car costs twice as much as yours does."
I said "yeah, you're right. But chicks who KNOW your Porsche costs more are, by definition, not the kind we're going for."
Without saying another word Jerry walked over to the passenger door of my car and got in......
You want to do 'sports' stories? I got plenty of "Tales from Vegas", mostly about the stupid questions that Joe Tourist asks in sports books......
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.......................................................Sonny Palermo said:
Stop it Sonny. Your not in the contest yet. Vegas story might make a good next topic though. I got one about Hoover Dam.
There are only five people in it no pepper, loophole, kosar, marine and KinG OF DoGs.
KinG OF DoGs
hey Dog,
I was only kidding about wanting in the contest,
wish I had the free time, just killing a couple minutes and saying "hello".
But I'll give ya a short bit of a True Vegas Story column I did.....
I was at a football party held in a Vegas book. At the table next to mine was a bunch of tourists from Philadelphia. They left before we did. As I got up out of my chair I couldn't help notice a napkin with writing on it that they left on their table.
It said, simply:
5
+10
----
15
+10
----
25
I wrote on it "this is why sportsbooks are in business" and gave it to the book manager.
He hung it on their wall.
Some people look at it and crack up,
some just look at with the "RCA dog looking into the gramaphone for his masters voice" look..........
I was only kidding about wanting in the contest,
wish I had the free time, just killing a couple minutes and saying "hello".
But I'll give ya a short bit of a True Vegas Story column I did.....
I was at a football party held in a Vegas book. At the table next to mine was a bunch of tourists from Philadelphia. They left before we did. As I got up out of my chair I couldn't help notice a napkin with writing on it that they left on their table.
It said, simply:
5
+10
----
15
+10
----
25
I wrote on it "this is why sportsbooks are in business" and gave it to the book manager.
He hung it on their wall.
Some people look at it and crack up,
some just look at with the "RCA dog looking into the gramaphone for his masters voice" look..........
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Best idea so far, if I do say so myself.
A mutt named Scotty comes to the rescue of a damsel named Megami who has entered a thread of exemplary mojo created by the Dr. himself. In an attempt to cover up her female-on-female desires ,not that there is anything wrong with that
, she posts disturbing pictures of males. Once the wrath of the mojo onlookers arises, the mutt comes running to the rescue and asks that she run with the pack of mangy mutts.
How about it mutt?
A mutt named Scotty comes to the rescue of a damsel named Megami who has entered a thread of exemplary mojo created by the Dr. himself. In an attempt to cover up her female-on-female desires ,not that there is anything wrong with that
, she posts disturbing pictures of males. Once the wrath of the mojo onlookers arises, the mutt comes running to the rescue and asks that she run with the pack of mangy mutts.How about it mutt?
Rule -
Once the entry is submitted into the thread there can be no edits or the entry will be disqualified.
Good writing boys. I cant even begin to tell you what happened with kosar and loophole on the island.
marine - stand by.
KinG OF DoGs
Once the entry is submitted into the thread there can be no edits or the entry will be disqualified.
Good writing boys. I cant even begin to tell you what happened with kosar and loophole on the island.
marine - stand by.
KinG OF DoGs
i`d jump in
i`d jump in
but,i probably don`t have the literary skizlls (schnizzle wit` da` pizzle ma` nizzle)......
maybe i`ll write about some of my interesting past professions...
a)selling donuts to midgets for toilet seats....
b)picking flyshit out of pepper with boxing gloves on....
c) bouncer at lady footlocker....
you guys had no idea weasel was such an interesting chap,didja?:nooo:
i`d jump in
but,i probably don`t have the literary skizlls
(schnizzle wit` da` pizzle ma` nizzle)......maybe i`ll write about some of my interesting past professions...
a)selling donuts to midgets for toilet seats....
b)picking flyshit out of pepper with boxing gloves on....
c) bouncer at lady footlocker....
you guys had no idea weasel was such an interesting chap,didja?:nooo:
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fizzle Scott's pezzilgardenweasel said:skizlls
