Think about Mr. Mel you really need people like this at the table. They don't have a clue. Just to let you in on a little secret... don't tell them that they look stupid, sound stupid, or play stupid. They always think that this is the way poker is because they saw it on T.V. or in the movies. Keep your mouth shut and keep piling up their chips. That's what I do.
Yea sure you do. Good luck with that. Every pot there are 7 doofuses seeing the flop cause they're suited, or they have an ace, or 10-4 is their favorite hand, or they like Dolly Parton, or they were big blind and my favorite "pot odds":mj07:
Can you snap them long term in a cash game? Sure, but I don't see too many of those guys in cash games worth while. In a tourney with blinds going up every 15 minutes you have no choice but to shove em in there and hope just like they do. That shit ain't poker, that's showdown. It wouldn't be that bad if they would just STFU and quit trying to act like Daniel Negraunu and Gus Hansen.
I just can't believe these asshats are STILL crawling out of the woodwork!