...When you drive to Muncie, Indiana to watch a practice session of Ball St because it`s your GOY...
You Know You're a Degenerate Gambler When....
- Thread starter SmashMouth
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Your counting on winning two superbowl boxes and 2k on the blackjack tables at madjacks vegas party to replenish the bank account before your wife realyzes you lost 10 k betting hoops, football, and in a GUTS game in the last 10 days.
Your driving to a bowling alley with your nine year old daughter and one of her friends and she says we will bet you our total score against your own score for $10. I say OK, no rails. They come back with rails, we give you 20 pins and it is for only $6. I guess that makes my daughter the degenerate gambler. Results were Dad wins two games and girls win two games, WASH, but it did make for alot of fun at the alley. Plus, they want a rematch.
You know your a degenerate gambler when you have done about half of the afore mentioned items in this thread..
You know your a degenerate gambler when your girlfriend knows the name of the Bradley Braves starting lineup and she hates sports and lives in california
You know your a degenerate when you can set a line for a game between two schools that you don even know what state they are located in
or when you meet someone one day and then recognize his name from his college playing days at Dusquense University and you are in California... yeah thats happened
you guys are hilarious
You know your a degenerate gambler when your girlfriend knows the name of the Bradley Braves starting lineup and she hates sports and lives in california
You know your a degenerate when you can set a line for a game between two schools that you don even know what state they are located in
or when you meet someone one day and then recognize his name from his college playing days at Dusquense University and you are in California... yeah thats happened
you guys are hilarious
I realized I was a degenerate gambler when I called my book and placed a 50.00 5 team parlay and he laughed at me and said thank you!
I knew I was a degenerate gambler when I called my book and he says hey it's #158, and I heard his 2 year old daughter start laughing in the background!
I knew I had become a degenerate gambler when I had to quit and start making payments to my bookie!
I knew I was a degenerate gambler when I called my book and he says hey it's #158, and I heard his 2 year old daughter start laughing in the background!
I knew I had become a degenerate gambler when I had to quit and start making payments to my bookie!
You know your a degenerate gambler when you........<P>
...take the over in the Blue/grey game.
...consider the Mole to be Micheal and wonder what the line is
...stay late at work to post on MADJACKS beacuse the cable is faster than your dial-up at home
...refer to your off-shore account as an investment account
...believe Pete Rose should be let back into Baseball
...make a concious effort to see "The Hours" because it's 2-1 for Best Picture
...assign pockets in your jeans (front right-Keys, front left-Change , back right-Wallet, back left-folded piece of paper with the lines written down)
...take the over in the Blue/grey game.
...consider the Mole to be Micheal and wonder what the line is
...stay late at work to post on MADJACKS beacuse the cable is faster than your dial-up at home
...refer to your off-shore account as an investment account
...believe Pete Rose should be let back into Baseball
...make a concious effort to see "The Hours" because it's 2-1 for Best Picture
...assign pockets in your jeans (front right-Keys, front left-Change , back right-Wallet, back left-folded piece of paper with the lines written down)
you make a pit-stop at school just to check the comp for scores on your way to a club....OR....while driving, you tell your girl to PLEASE be quiet for a sec so you can hear the scoreboard updates!!! *LOL*
1. You try to speed up sex so you can get your halftime bet down before the line closes.
2. You can say the name Dick Trickle without laughing
2. You can say the name Dick Trickle without laughing
