You know you're in Mexico when..
- Thread starter DR STRANGELOVE
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Was tryin to find the article on Matricular Consular I.D. cards now accepted in the states. I know I'll be flamed for this, and rightly so, but just got this E-Mail and thought it'd be a good place to post...
At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the crap out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican.
"I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job.
At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the crap out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican.
"I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job.
jyapur- Hope you weren't offended as this was a lame attempt@ humor on my part. Thought we could laugh together, not at others. Disagreeing does not have to be derogatory and wasn't aimimg@ that. Just wanted to make that clear...
mexico..............yessssssssss..................yessssssssssssss..........................
i'm having flashbacks of the first time i ever performed the dirty sanchez on an unsuspecting young local lass......
heh heh heh.....
i'm having flashbacks of the first time i ever performed the dirty sanchez on an unsuspecting young local lass......
heh heh heh.....
