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Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's fucked.
Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: Pussy!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.
Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's fucked.
Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: Pussy!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.
Well then you guys have shitty ass eyesight.
Kick,
Bottom left of picture do you see the white garden hose going over the side of the boat behind her?
See the black spot directly above that hose, you know, the one with the fucking head on it.
I am not even going to mention the fucking person off in the distance on the right.
If you guys can't see it then it's because you saw it a long time ago and are now fucking with me. I can see it clear as day and so can everyone else.
Kick,
Bottom left of picture do you see the white garden hose going over the side of the boat behind her?
See the black spot directly above that hose, you know, the one with the fucking head on it.
I am not even going to mention the fucking person off in the distance on the right.
If you guys can't see it then it's because you saw it a long time ago and are now fucking with me. I can see it clear as day and so can everyone else.
Whatever it is... I'm just glad you are fucking it last :toast: :toast: :toast:
Do you see the windshield in the lower left corner, right where I am describing. The one that has the woman sitting behind it?
Are you looking at it on a phone or something?
Okay, do you see the white plastic chair on the right side of the picture with the girl sitting in it?
Are you looking at it on a phone or something?
Okay, do you see the white plastic chair on the right side of the picture with the girl sitting in it?
That was a joke bro. You can't deny it anymore though she is sitting there in plain view on the attachment I posted. I know you saw her the whole time and have enjoyed watching me waste my time.
I see her FDC. Tell me what else you "see" or hear, taste or smell so I can agree with that too.
I won't be going to confessional but, I want to change. Please, the next time you and the other "ban-aides" get together at the conclave of MadJack cardinals, will you put in a word for me so I don't lose my privileges.
My fate lies in your manly, yet compassinate gold star hands.
I won't be going to confessional but, I want to change. Please, the next time you and the other "ban-aides" get together at the conclave of MadJack cardinals, will you put in a word for me so I don't lose my privileges.
My fate lies in your manly, yet compassinate gold star hands.
FDC I didn't see it at first but after you described it I can see it- Not sure that it will help your cause, but I see it.
