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vyrus858

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31. When your watching a game at a sportsbar, you catch yourself wondering who else has action on the game, and begin to assume certain guys have certain plays
 

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These are so depressing and funny at the same time.

31. You ever ever ever say to yourself, "but I'm due".
 

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32. You are seating at the ASU game while they are up 17 and the stadium is clearing out. You are screaming at UC Riverside's guard to hit both free throws with 2.2 seconds left on the clock while you have them plus 15 and students are looking at you weird. All this for a ****ing push.
 

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33) if you have to bet both sides of the same game in order to come away with a win.. :mj07: :mj07:
 

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35. when you see someones post on madjack and you call another madjack member whose number you have to tell them to check out the post.
 

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vyrus858 said:
31. When your watching a game at a sportsbar, you catch yourself wondering who else has action on the game, and begin to assume certain guys have certain plays
:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
 

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#36. You can suffer a "minor setback" (loss) in your fantasy football season if it means you had a winning day betting the games outright.

36a. You ultimately could care less about your fantasy football team: The real money is made in week to week football betting ;)
 

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You drive to the same card room on a bad battery knowing you'll need a jump when your finished, but you still pawn your jumper cables on the way to the game to afford the buy-in.
 

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when youre sitting in your administrative law class with your phone on your lap hidden from the teacher's view(you think) and the teacher asks you out loud what the score of the red sox/yankes game is
 

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penguinfan said:
You drive to the same card room on a bad battery knowing you'll need a jump when your finished, but you still pawn your jumper cables on the way to the game to afford the buy-in.

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when, you are so hard up for a wager that you take monica seles at +1.80 against martina hingis, knowing damn well you have no chance to win. seles teases you by winning the first set only to have her ass kicked in the next 2.
 

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38. Your "The Guy" who puts together the March Madness Brackets, NFL Playoff brackets, Oscar picks pool, Super Bowl Squares game, $30 Fantasy buy-ins, Kentucy Derby blind draws and Pre-season picks boards at your office.

39. You quickly quip "but they beat the spread" when your favorite team gets beat.
 
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