:hail Spare Us! We're not down the sh*tter just yet fellas. Before you get too big for your britches, look who's on your side...Multiple Personality Disorder Eddie aka EAE, I LOVE WR, etc. djv- who thinks Osama is in Cuba & "All we can do is to continue speaking the truth and let the chips fall where they may"-Kosar, (Wasn't that a David Koresh quote or was it Jim Jones?)
P.S.- I fully expect to be shot down in flames and well, Oh p*ss up a rope I deserve it. You have to admit there are more 'colorful' ppl on the Left. Well I'm@ work so time for just one last parting shot:
October 09, 2004 - Michael Moore's nose is growing? And I'm offering him free popcorn.
Why, Mike, why? Why is it that you have a deep psychological need to tell people things that aren't true? Things that are blatant lies? things that are instantly verifiable. I read this morning in the Minneapolis Star Tribune that you once again told the audience last night at the U of M that you'd never heard of our movie? I'm confused.
First you told MSNBC's Buchanan and Press that you'd never heard of me or the film. Fine. Maybe after 9 months of requests for an interview, your ?people? had not allowed a single one to get through? Although you had already called the film a piece of ?Orwellian-style venom? on your website. But then you went on to say that you weren't doing the interview because you don't appear in other people's films? despite the fact that I jumped on IMDB and found LOTS of evidence to the contrary.
Anyhoo, a month later (almost a year ago to the day) you came to the University of Minnesota and I introduced myself during the Q&A. I'm sure you remember that moment, Mike? the moment when you blew your stack. I know that the hundreds of thousands of people who have downloaded our trailer remember it.
You also told Paul Bond of the Hollywood Reporter (on the record) that our film didn't exist and that we were ?scamming everyone.? When I got the call from Paul, I had Mike Tucker, one of the average American citizens you abused in Bowling, in the back of my rental car. The film was rough then, but after our Associate Producer Maura Flynn tracked down the folks at the bank, we had to add the scene. Paul called you back after talking with me, and wanted to make sure you REALLY wanted to go with that quote. You changed it to say, ?I've been waiting to see this movie. It sounds like great science fiction.? Strange words from someone who'd never heard of the film.
Oh, and maybe you forgot that you took part in that Daily Show piece on us. I thought it was hysterical. I thought you were finally becoming a good sport about it. But then maybe Samantha Bee never mentioned the film to you? Oh, wait. Yes she did. On camera. She even talked with your attorney about it...while you stood in the background.
And maybe you don't read the trades, but Variety just glowingly reviewed the flick. Maybe you should pick up a copy.
And then last night, you once again said you'd never heard of it. Well, Mike, lots of people find out about things at the last minute. Including Sgt. Peter Damon, who lost his arms in the war in Iraq. You remember him, right? You put him in F911. Surely you remember him? you said he was being left behind. The problem is that in our film, he finally has an opportunity to tell the world the truth, something you have little interest in. Sgt. Damon is angry with you, Moore. And he should be. You drafted him into your fight, your war. You drafted him unwillingly into the Army of Michael Moore. And he wants out.
But enough about that. According to your own words, you've either never heard of the film or can't wait to see it. Either way, I'm offering you a rented out theater? I'll pay for it (I'll put it on my MasterCard). Just you and me (and the six ninjas that accompany you wherever you go). We'll watch the movie, eat popcorn, slurp soda. In the end, I think you'll get the flick. I think you'll understand why I made it. And I think you'll be thoroughly embarrassed because you have judged this movie before seeing it - based on the title. You were right about one thing in that Star-Trib article, Mike. We're all in this together. That's the theme of my flick, and when you see it, you'll understand.
Please let me know when movie night is, Mike. I'll be waiting.
Take care,
Mike Wilson
Director, Michael Moore Hates America
http://michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/html/journal.shtml