Your average seat on a city bus
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Chemical composition:
3% cocaine (would be higher but, bus riders can't afford cocaine)
16% powdered sugar (bus riders thought they were getting a discount on cocaine)
11% dried sperm (would be higher but, most of the sperm went into an orifice of a seat mate or innocent bystander)
29% dried blood and tissue matter (see innocent bystander)
15% cannot be identified (too many illegal aliens in the country)
20% food particles (no fruits or vegetables found)
6% human skin and animal fur (see food particles...after all, it's a bus)
3% cocaine (would be higher but, bus riders can't afford cocaine)
16% powdered sugar (bus riders thought they were getting a discount on cocaine)
11% dried sperm (would be higher but, most of the sperm went into an orifice of a seat mate or innocent bystander)
29% dried blood and tissue matter (see innocent bystander)
15% cannot be identified (too many illegal aliens in the country)
20% food particles (no fruits or vegetables found)
6% human skin and animal fur (see food particles...after all, it's a bus)
"Your average seat on a city bus"
hopefully doesn`t get pummelled by an industrial strength dildo after you`ve paid the fare...
hopefully doesn`t get pummelled by an industrial strength dildo after you`ve paid the fare...
