23-16 +16.97
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Your mom got cleaned out at bingo last night. Friday, the ladies at the Canasta club took her for a ride, too. To top that off, the card you sent her for Mother's Day didn't get there on time...... Your mom aint happy.
I told her not to expect much from you, and she said, "Oh.....I never have." Poor thing. Well, brother, I bailed you out by giving her these Mother's Day beauties, and she perked up a bit.
1 unit plays:
Pittsburgh +132
Fogg's mom gave him the business this morning when he called her. She said, "Your last name has and 'O' in it........not an 'A'."
He promised her 7 good innings, and a complete game if his mates can muster up 4 runs..........
Milwaukee +135
"Meet the METS
Beat the METS
They play just like disabled VETS!"
I called Olympic and asked why the line on this game was so "whack". The gal on the other end of the horn said, "Steve Trachsel's mom just dropped 5 dimes on the Crew"!...........Bless her fuhking heart!
Mil/Mets over 9 +115
(Trach's gramma had this one!)
San Diego +138
Baltimore -1' +150
Houston -127
No comeback for Atlant today.........
2 unit plays:
KC/Bos under 10' -110
KC stays down, and Boston slows down.
There you have it! Now call mom, you stiff, and tell her you're sorry about being a shitty son. (If you wait until some of these winners start pouring in, she might be a little more receptive.........
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Your mom got cleaned out at bingo last night. Friday, the ladies at the Canasta club took her for a ride, too. To top that off, the card you sent her for Mother's Day didn't get there on time...... Your mom aint happy.
I told her not to expect much from you, and she said, "Oh.....I never have." Poor thing. Well, brother, I bailed you out by giving her these Mother's Day beauties, and she perked up a bit.
1 unit plays:
Pittsburgh +132
Fogg's mom gave him the business this morning when he called her. She said, "Your last name has and 'O' in it........not an 'A'."
He promised her 7 good innings, and a complete game if his mates can muster up 4 runs..........
Milwaukee +135
"Meet the METS
Beat the METS
They play just like disabled VETS!"
I called Olympic and asked why the line on this game was so "whack". The gal on the other end of the horn said, "Steve Trachsel's mom just dropped 5 dimes on the Crew"!...........Bless her fuhking heart!
Mil/Mets over 9 +115
(Trach's gramma had this one!)
San Diego +138
Baltimore -1' +150
Houston -127
No comeback for Atlant today.........
2 unit plays:
KC/Bos under 10' -110
KC stays down, and Boston slows down.
There you have it! Now call mom, you stiff, and tell her you're sorry about being a shitty son. (If you wait until some of these winners start pouring in, she might be a little more receptive.........
