We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So
this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support
for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The
American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless
America!
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So
this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support
for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The
American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless
America!
