yup.....another blond joke...

[AR182]

A beautiful young blond, New York woman, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.



"You have so much to live for," said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.



That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.



"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food daily and I get a free trip to Europe ! Plus he's screwing me every night."



"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

 

[MadJack]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and
orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."

 

[zoomer]

Here's a short one....
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?



A brunette with bad breath.

 

[lewehands]

:mj07:

 

[Morris]

Good ones!! :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[momoney]

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?







:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:



1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek CHAMPION!!!

:142smilie