(YURI AND I HAVE CALLED A TRUCE)

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BOYS I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS ABOUT MY FATHER IT MEANS A LOT.MY FATHER WAS LAID TO REST TUESDAY MORNING IT WAS A WONDERFULL DAY BRIGHT AND SUNNY MY FATHER WOULD HAVE LOVED IT.EACH DAY IS TOUGH BUT I AM TRYING TO GET ALONG THE BEST I CAN,THANKS AGAIN JACK FOR HAVING THE BEST FORUM ONLINE :clap:

BOYS YOU GUYS MIGHT FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT ME AND YURI ACTUALLY SPOKE THE OTHER NIGHT WITHOUT ANY OBSENITIES SHOUTED AT EACH OTHER WE EVEN SHOOK HANDS.YURI AND HIS WIFE WERE VERY NICE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT MY FATHER THEY STOPPED BY THE HOUSE TWICE.

I LOVE THESE RUSSIANS YURIS WIFE MAKES A RUM CAKE FOR ME TO BRING TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE I CANT MAKE THIS UP ITS TO FUNNY.FELLAS I HAVE NEVER EVEN TASTED RUM CAKE BEFORE AND HERE I AM BRINGING A CAKE TO MY MOTHER FROM A COUPLE OF STRANGERS.I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS REGULAR RUM IS 100 PROOF THIS CAKE WAS ABOUT 150 PROOF IT HAD SO MUCH RUM IN IT I DONT THINK THERE WAS ANY CAKE.LET ME TRY AND EXPLAIN IT IT WAS MOIST AND KIND OF WET I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY THE F-CKING CAKE MUST HAVE HAD 2 GALLONS OF RUM IN IT I SWEAR TO GOD MY BROTHER IN LAW PASSED OUT AT THE TABLE AFTER THE WAKE.I HAD 2 SLICES AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS DOING THE IRISH JIG WITHOUT MUSIC MAN THIS CAKE REALLY PACKED A PUNCH.BOYS I TOLD MY WIFE TO GET THE RECIEPT FOR THIS RUM CAKE MAN THESE RUSSIANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO COOK.THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS ACTING WEIRD AFTER EATING YURIS CAKE MY SISTER STARTED WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE NO BIG DEAL YOU SAY EXCEPT SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS.IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I ATE CAKE AND WAS HUNGOVER.IF ANY MADJACKERS WANT THE RECIEPT FOR YURIS CAKE I MIGHT POST IT IN THE FORUM.

BOYS I HAD A MAN TO MAN WITH YURI THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT OUR FAMILIES AND CULTURES I THINK YURI AND I HAVE SOLVED OUR DIFFERENCES.I SAID TO YURI FEEL FREE TO CALL ME BORIS IF YOUR FRIENDS FROM RUSSIA ARE VISITING THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOU WANT TO TELL THEM YOU LIVE IN A RUSSIAN COMMUNITY AND I WILL CALL YOU STEVE IF MY AMERICAN PALS ARE VISITING I THINK THIS WILL MAKE FOR A PEACEFULL NEIGHBORHOOD.YURI AND I HAVE BURRIED THE HATCHET BUT ITS GOING TO BE A LONG SUMMER AND I JUST NOTICED HE BOUGHT A BIRD HOUSE THAT BRINGS SQUIRELS AND MICE FROM THE SEEDS I DIDNT BLOW A GASKET YET BUT THE BIRDHOUSE HAS TO GO I DONT WANT BIRDSHIT ALL OVER MY TRUCK.I KNEW WE COULDNT KEEP THE PEACE VERY LONG I FEEL LIKE SETTING HIM STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW :cursin:
 

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JACK YOU AND I HAVE BEEN PALS NOW FOR A FEW YEARS AND I DONT BLAME YOU FOR CENSORSHIP IN YOUR FORUM I THINK ITS IE2002 THAT KEEPS MOVING ALL MY POST'S TO THE DUMPSTER.I CANT POST IN A FORUM WHERE A BUNCH OF LIBERAL FAGS GO RUNNING TO JACK EVERYTIME SOMETHING IS SAID THAT OFFENDS THEM JESUS CHRIST SHOW SOME BALLS I GET OFFENDED EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE WHO REALLY CARES.JACK I HAVE ENJOYED MADJACKS FORUM MORE THAN ANY OTHER FORUM I HAVE POSTED AT BUT LIKE I TOLD SOME OF THE OWNERS OF OTHER SITES I DONT CHANGE MY WRITING STYLE SO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IAM MOVING ON.OVER THE YEARS I TELL MY TRUE LIFE STORIES AND MY DAY TO DAY EXPERIENCES AND OF COURSE I RUN INTO ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE SO IF I CANT TELL A STORY THE WAY I WANT TO THEN ITS TIME TO GO.

JACK IN CLOSING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY GOODBYE TO SOME OF MY PALS HERE AT MADJACKS. DR.STRANGELOVE,SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA,BLOCKHEAD/RAYMOND HOW CAN I FORGET THIS GUY,NICK DOUGLAS THE BIGGEST DEADBEAT IN FORUM HISTORY,I CANT THINK OF SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD (SO LONG BOYS) ITS BEEN REAL

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAY I LEFT MADJACKS FORUM BECAUSE OF CENSORSHIP
 

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BOYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT I AM A SOFT SPOKEN GUY UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF.HOW DO I TELL YURI IN A NICE WAY AFTER A COUPLE OF TOUCHING DAYS THAT HIS BIRD FEEDER HAS TO GO.I USED TO HAVE ONE AND WHAT HAPPENS IS THE SQUIRELS AND MICE AND WHO KNOWS EVEN RATS START COMING AROUND.THE SEEDSFALL ON THE GROUND AND IT ATTRACTS UNWANTED RODENTS.WHAT THE F-CK WE MADE PEACE AND YET I THINK HE BOUTH THIS BIRD FEEDER TO GET MY BLOOOD PRESSURE UP WHEN HE FOUND OUR MY FATHER HAD A POSSIBLE HEART ATTACK.I DONT THINK THIS GUY WOULD BE SO COLD BUT WHO KNOWS.I WILL LET IT GO A COUPLE OF DAYS AND SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT MAYBE ILL HAVE MY LOVELY WIFE TALK TO THEM.
 

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beantownjim said:
I SAID TO YURI FEEL FREE TO CALL ME BORIS IF YOUR FRIENDS FROM RUSSIA ARE VISITING THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOU WANT TO TELL THEM YOU LIVE IN A RUSSIAN COMMUNITY AND I WILL CALL YOU STEVE IF MY AMERICAN PALS ARE VISITING

:mj07: :mj07:
 

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beanboy , i think you fell for oldest trick in the book, the old rum cake trick , you must take yuri out now! :firing: :firing: that was a set up :mj07: :mj07:
 

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Jim don't puss out. Blockhead send Jimmy some of those shoes that only you can provide. You know the ones with the broom finish. The same ones Mr. Hoffa ordered. Do it Jim, Yuri deserves it.
 

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beantownjim said:
BOYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT I AM A SOFT SPOKEN GUY UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF.HOW DO I TELL YURI IN A NICE WAY AFTER A COUPLE OF TOUCHING DAYS THAT HIS BIRD FEEDER HAS TO GO.



WAIT UNTIL HE GOES OUT TO FILL IT UP WITH BIRD FEED THEN GRAB IT AND SMASH IT OVER HIS FUKEN HEAD :chairshot MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CAKE RECIPE FIRST :mj07:
 

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BEANBAG,
WHAT KIND OF BIRDHOUSE IS IT? IS FOR LARGER BIRDS OR SMALLER BIRDS? IS THERE ANY KIND OF RESTRICTION ON BIRD HOUSES IN THE TRAILER PARK?
ALSO, I AM CONFUSED HOW IS IT THAT THERE IS A RECEIPT FOR A HOMEMADE CAKE?
HOW DO YOU INTERPRET DONE?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YURI WOULD ACTUALLY INTRODUCE YOU TO HIS FRIENDS?
DO YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING CALLED BORIS.
WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER RELOCATING TO RUSSIA?
 

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YES FATDADDYCOOL I WOULD RELOCATE TO RUSSIA BUT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE UNDER EXTREME CONDITIONS LIKE IF YOU,FLETCHER,BLOCKHEAD,OR ALAN IVERSON MOVED NEXT DOOR TO ME.OTHERWISE I AM VERY HAPPY IN THE GOOD OLD U.S.A.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK (STOLE) 660 DOLLARS FROM ME hmh
 

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HEY CRYBABYJIM :cry: MY WIFE HAS A CONFERENCE IN BOSTON THIS WEEKEND(5/7 & 5/8). :look: JUST SO HAS IT YOUR FAVORITE GARLIC SNAPPER IS TAGGING ALONG. :scared I WOULD LOVE TO SMASH THAT BIRD FEEDER OVER YOUR HEAD. :clap: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE IT WILL BE GONE. :mj07: THEN YOU CAN TAKE ME FOR A DRINK AT THE CLUB OF FRUITCAKES YOU VISIT. :clap: LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP. :spotting:
 
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VINNIE NO OFFENSE BUT I HAVE A REPUTATION HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON AND IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD IF I AM SEEN WALKING AROUND WITH A GARLIC SNAPPER.MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WIFE PAINT A COUPLE OF FRECKLES ON YOUR FACE AND YOU PUT ON A SCALLY CAP AND I WILL INTRODUCE YOU AS VINCENT O'BRIEN. JUST DONT GO SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH OFF ABOUT HOW SWELL YOU THINK ITALIANS ARE.VINNIE WHERE ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE STAYING MAYBE I CAN USE MY MADJACKS EXPENSE CARD AND SEND YOU GUYS UP SOME ROOM SERVICE JACKS TREAT ;) VINNIE I AM TEEING OFF AT THE GEORGE WRIGHT GOLF COURSE ON WEDNESDAY MORNING AT 8.30 IF YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE YOU THE MORNING OFF YOUR MORE THAN WELCOME JUST BRING PLENTY OF DOUGH.VINNIE IF YOU DO MAKE IT TO THE GOLF COURSE DONT TELL THE FELLAS ME MET ONLINE IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD THE BOYS WILL THINK WE ARE A COUPLE OF FAGS.VINNIE THE NORTH END OF BOSTON IS LOADED WITH GARLIC SNAPPERS SO YOU WILL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME JUST DONT EXPECT TO FIND A PARKING SPOT.ENJOY BOSTON KID AND REMEMBER YOU DONT KNOW BEANTOWNJIM.

ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER :jerkit:
 

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WON'T BE THERE WEDNESDAY TOO BAD I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR NICKERS CHASING THAT LITTLE WHITE BALL. :mj07: WE WILL BE STAYING AT THE MARLOWE IN CAMBRIDGE.
I HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE ACTING LIKE AN UPSTANDING DRUNKEN IRISHMAN. :mj14:
MY SISTERS IN-LAWS ARE A BUNCH OF LEPRECHAUNS. I CAN USE MY NEPHEWS ID HIS NAME IS SEAMUS O'BRIEN. :scared
JUST MAKE SURE NONE OF YOUR FAG FREINDS AT THE CLUB TRY TO HUG ME AND EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FINE.
 
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