(dr. Stranglove Presents) Miss Usa Contest

[beantownjim]

BOYS I AM PASSING OVER MY REIGNS AS THE TOP HANDICAPPER OF WOMEN.DR. STRANGLOVE HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR BROADS.AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU MY TOP 3 WOMEN IN THE WWW.MISSUSA.COM CONTEST OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS.I ALWAYS JUDGE A MAN BY HIS CHOICE IN WOMEN.BOYS I WOULD LIKE YOU GUYS TO PICK WHO YOU THINK WILL BE THE FINAL 3 CONTESTANTS IN THE MISS USA CONTEST THIS MONDAY APRIL 12TH LIVE ON ABC.I ALWAYS JUDGE A GUY BY THE SELECTION OF HIS WOMEN SO FELLAS TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND PICK OUT YOUR TOP 3 CHOICES FOR MONDAY NIGHT.I WILL ANNOUNCE MY CHOICES LATER ON TONIGHT SO BOYS FIRE AWAY YOUR TOP 3 WOMEN AND WHY.

GOOD NEWS BOYS JACK LIKED MY IDEA AND HAS DECIDED TO THROW IN A 300 DOLLAR PRIZE TO ANY MEMBER WHO CAN PICK OUT THE FINAL 3 CONTESTANTS IN THE MISS USA CONTEST MONDAY NIGHT AT 9PM.AND THERE WILL BE NO PAST POSTING PLEASE GET YOUR 3 CHOICES IN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.JACK I THINK ITS ONLY FAIR WE ALLOW OUR GAY MEMBERS TO PARTICIPATE SO SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA IS ELIDGEIBLE.

THANKS AGAIN JACK FOR THE 300 DOLLAR CONTEST MONEY THE BOYS ARE REALLY EXCITED MAYBE WE CAN FIND A SPORTSBOOK TO SPONSOR THIS CONTEST.

HAVE FUN BOYS AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS WHILE MAKING YOUR CHOICES:moon:

 

[freelancc]

Re: (dr. Stranglove Presents) Miss Usa Contest

SO SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA IS ELIDGEIBLE.

:shrug: :shrug:

 

[THE KOD]

I think I can win this thing.

I will believe the $300.00 prize part when I see it however.

Not that I doubt your word btj, but I did see you welch on
a $50.00 bet with your own father one time.

KOD

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

I always look forward to this competitiom, thanks BTJ.

Just to clarify, when you click on th link, its the MISS USA competition as there are 2 other choices (Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA).

By the way, on the homepage AMELIA VEGA (Miss universe) competition has left my mouth watering...

 

[beantownjim]

JACK HERE IS MY TRIFECTA I HAVE PICKED OUT MY 3 CHOICES I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE THROWN IN A MINORITY BUT THIS YEAR IS THE STRONGEST FIELD I HAVE EVER SEEN THE WOMEN ARE GORGOUS I COULD ONLY FIND ONE REAL DOG IN THE WHOLE GROUP AND THAT WAS MISS MICHIGAN WOW SHE SHO IS UGLY.

JACK HERE ARE MY CHOICES

ARKANSAS 1ST
IOWA 2ND
TENNESSE 3RD

THESE ARE MY PICKS FELLAS GOOD LUCK AND REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO PICK THE FINAL 3 WOMEN IN THE PAEGENT.

JACK THANKS AGAIN FOR SPONSORING THIS CONTEST I AM SURE WE WILL HAVE AT LEAST 50 GUYS WILLING TO TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND MAKE THERE CHOICES.

ANYBODY WHO GUESSES THE FINAL 3 WILL BE AWARDED 300 DOLLARS AND REMEMBER FELLAS BEANTOWNJIM ONLY STARTED THE CONTEST AND HE CANT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRIZE MONEY HE IS BROKE THATS WHERE OUR FRIEND JACK COMES IN I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[Blackman]

First Place - South Carolina
Second Place - North Carolina
Third Place - Arizona

Funny Jim but I thought the same thing about Michigan.

 

[MadJack]

good idea, btj.

i will give a $200 account to the member that picks the top 3 in the miss usa. list 3-2-1. in case of ties it will be 3-2-1. if more than 1 person has the 3-2-1, they will split the prize.

prize will be an account at book of my choice.

no editing of posts. if you screw up or change your mind you may post again but must state in your post you are "posting final selection". you are only permitted 2 posts with the 2nd being your final.

all picks must be in by monday at 8pm when the thread closes.

again, NO EDITING or your are disqualified.

good luck, folks!

 

[beantownjim]

DR STARNGLOVE WOULD YOU MIND SHOWING THE BOYS MY GIRLS I WANT THE FELLAS TO KNOW WHAT I LIKE IN CASE THEY HAVE A COUPLE OF RICH SISTERS THAT LIKE 44 YEAR OLD MEN I AM DYING TO SEE WHO OUR GOOD DR. STARNGLOVE CHOOSES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE JUST HOW GOOD HE IS AT SPOTTING GORGOUS WOMEN.I WILL PUT MY RECORD ON THE LINE AGAINST ANYBODY I AM THE MISS USA PAEGENT SCECIALIST I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS NOW FOR 35 YEARS.I GO WAY BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN MY MOTHER WOULD SAY JIMMY WHY DONT THOSE TRAMPS PUT ON SOME CLOTHES.I THINK I HAD TO STAY ON THE COUCH AS A KID I DIDNT WANT TO STAND UP IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER WITH A POP TENT IN MY PANTS.WOW WHAT MEMORIES

ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER.

 

[freelancc]

this challenge will take some serious handicapping..

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Here are BTJ's selections....

Arkansas

IOWA

TENN

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

BTJ,

I must say some girls look really good in 1 picture, but in their 2nd picture they look horrible. Who the hell is the hairstylist? Awful job if you ask me. I agree with one thing though, How did Michigan get in the contest?:shrug:

Seriously, not 1 girl stands out, though I have 10 girls on the bubble. I'll have to see the interviews to see which girls have some form of intelligence.

Here is my list with the final 3 to be posted later....

Georgia
Florida
Hawaii
Iowa
Maryland
S.C
S.D
Wisky
Utah
Texas

If you look at their 2nd photo, night and day how they look.

 

[Scott4USC]

Miss USA 2004

1st Tennessee

2nd Oregon

3rd Maryland

 

[Blackman]

Will stick with my first answers - but didn't realize there were more than one pic of each girl ---- S. Carolina's swimsuit shot is not what I was hoping for.

 

[ajoytoy]

nice selection


going with:

3rd: NC
2nd: Tenn
1st: Maryland

 

[beantownjim]

HEY JACK THE GOOD DR. BRINGS UP A GOOD POINT I DIDNT SEE THE 2ND PHOTOS I WILL STICK WITH MY CHOICES I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE FLIPPED THERE POSITIONS.LEAVE IT TO THE GOOD DR. TO SEE EVERYTHING HE PROBABLY KNOWS WHAT COLR PANTIES THEY WILL BE WEARING MONDAY NIGHT.ITS A AMAZING I HAVE JUDGED THIS CONTEST FOR YEARS AND I NEVER THOUGHT TO LOOK AT THE 2ND PHOTO.

I THINK JACK SAID ALL CHOICES ARE FINAL BOYS SO ONCE YOU PICK YOPU ARE COMMITED I ALWAYS PLAY BY THE WRITTEN RULES UNLIKE A CERTAIN SPORTSBOOK NAMED (CASCADE)

 

[saint]

Hey boys I got some inside information for the Miss USA. Let's just say little ol' Miss NC is pursuing the same profession as me and I see her on a daily basis

 

[saint]

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[beantownjim]

SHE CANT WIN SHE IS CROSS EYED I LOOKED AT HER 2ND PHOTO AS DR. STRANGLOVE SUGGESTED THIS GIRL IS A DOG.SHE NEEDS A LITTLE PLASTIC SURGERY SHE JUST DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH UPSTAIRS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.THIS GIRL HAS NO CHANCE I JUST RAISED THE PRICE ON MISS NORTH CAROLINA TO 99/1 RUFF,RUFF A REAL DOGFACE:142hail: I AM BEGGING YOU DONT LET ME SEE HER FACE AGAIN

 

[saint]

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[beantownjim]

HEY KID THIS IS THE MISS USA CONTEST F-CK THE BRAINS WE WANT BROADS. WHEN I MAKE MY CHOICES I DONT THINK HOW SMART THEY ARE I THINK HOW GOOD THEY WOULD BE DOING A LAP DANCE AT THE DOLLHOUSE:moon: THIS IS HOW I MAKE MY CHOICES F-CK THE BRAINS MISS CAROLINA IS A SAILORS DREAM,FLAT AS A BOARD:nono: SHE HAS NO CHANCE.

HEY SAINT YOU NEED 3 CHOICES TO BE ELIDGIBLE FOR THE PRIZE MONEY I ALREADY CAN SEE YOU HAVE NO SHOT WHO ARE YOUR OTHER 2 BROADS I WANT TO THROW THEM OUT OF MY SELECTIONS