Here's a question for the forum that everyone can offer opinions about....

[taoist]

Let's say that MadJack's Sports was a brick and morter sports bar where we all gathered to laugh, eat, drink and talk about sports and gambling instead of an internet forum.

What would it look like? Outside? Inside?

What would the menu consist of?

Atmosphere?

Which of us would work there and which would be patrons?

...and the most important question....

What would be written on the bathroom stalls? Mens? Womens?


...et cetra, et cetra....



...now, I know that some of you have some vivid imaginations...and now you've been given your writing assignments for the week, so let's have it. (This should be interesting....)

 

[MadJack]

better not write on the bathroom walls and stalls :cursin:

 

[Trossi3389]

now, I know that some of you have some vivid imaginations...

NOOOO not here at madjacks. :lol: were all normal. :142lmao:

 

[soul train]

better not write on the bathroom walls and stalls :cursin:

YOU TELL EM BOSS :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[ageecee]

A TV every 3 feet with the satellite hooked up. Also horse racing must be on in the bar.

 

[theGibber1]

What would be written on the bathroom stalls?

for a good time call Beantown Jim

 

[taoist]

...oh, I forgot.... Which ones would book and which ones would play?

better not write on the bathroom walls and stalls :cursin:

...you know what I'd write on the bathroom stall?


MadJack's RULES!!!!
(...where are my pants???)

<---------then I'd draw one of these directly below it.

 

[worm44]

Would Highroller be the restroom attendent?

Jack--Taoist actually came up witha good idea-you should franchise this...it would be great for your site as well as open up a whole new revenue stream---I know many cities that I travel to- a sports bar like this would work real well........its actually not that far out of an idea...

 

[freelancc]

i am sure the FBI would stake out the place regularly.. :mj07:

 

[taoist]

Jack--Taoist actually came up witha good idea-you should franchise this...it would be great for your site as well as open up a whole new revenue stream---I know many cities that I travel to- a sports bar like this would work real well........its actually not that far out of an idea...

:iagree: :shocked: ...for once, you and I are in agreement! Dammit! I'm taking you off my ignore list.... :mj03: LOL

j/k, worm...and you're right, that truly is an idea that has crossed my mind.... jack, you've got some good connections in some big cities.... :shrug:


...long-term success=member's only cards :Yep:

 

[jpblack34]

BLOCKHEAD was here!

 

[ocelot]

"I'll never forget the Great Cascade Robbery..."

 

[worm44]

On a lighter note-the Menu could look like this-

TITFD Salad $5.99--(KOD)

Smash Burger $8.99 (Worm44)

The Dr. Strangelove sandwich-(served by a sexy waitress)-.69 cents

Freelancc Fries.$2.99

The Highroller ham and Cheese-or is it called cheese and ham-or maybe it is called bread ham and cheese---it has a different name every week......$3.99

Ace Rothstein Burger--"its one hellva burger"...$9.99

The BTJ chowder -broght in from Legals...$4.99

The Jack chef special--$12.99--if you dont like it please no bashing the chef or you will be banned from the bar......

The Menu possibilities are endless.....

 

[freelancc]

On a lighter note-the Menu could look like this-

TITFD Salad $5.99--(KOD) :mj07:


Freelancc Fries.$2.99

 

[fatdaddycool]

On Wall would be

"Have you been injured at work? Call Eddie Haskell at 1-800-long arm"

Or...........

Cabbage makes my feet stink...............

Menu............................Crow.

 

[Davoso]

Don't we just want to pick who the cocktail waitresses will be?

 

[freelancc]

Don't we just want to pick who the cocktail waitresses will be?

BahamaMama and T-Bonez :mj14: :mj14:

 

[Simply In The Red]

"I'll never forget the Great Cascade Robbery..."

:mj07: :mj07:

Hey, Jack was asking about pay bathroom stalls. Now we know why.

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

:mj07: :mj07:

Hey, Jack was asking about pay bathroom stalls. Now we know why.

good one :mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Have separate bathrooms for the different races.































One for services, cuz their so full of sheit they need their own.

And one for the regulars