Clerks
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers."
Dirty Old Men
Walter Mathaeu: "Morning Dickhead."
Jack Lemmon: "Hello Moron."
City Slickers
Mitch: "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
Apocalypse Now
Chef: "Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
Soldier: "So we don't get our balls blown off."
Bull Durham
Crash Davis: "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Die Hard
McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!"
Gone With the Wind
Rhett Butler: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Jaws
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
The Godfather II
Michael Corleone: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Dirty Harry
Det. Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
The Blues Brothers
Elwood Blues: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Elwood Blues: "We're on a mission from God."
Caddyshack
Judge Smails: "How 'bout a Fresca? Hmmmm, Hmmmmm..."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross
Alec Baldwin: "Coffee is for closers."
Major League
Lou Brown: "You may run like Mays, but you hit like sh**."
Harry Doyle: "Monte, anything to add?"
Monte: "Uh, no."
Harry Doyle: "He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing."
Harry Doyle: "One hit. That's all we got, one Goddamn hit?!"
Monte: "You can't say "Goddamn" on the air."
Harry Doyle: "Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway."
"Hey bartender, looks like Joboo needs a refill!"
Porky's
Wendy Williams: "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"