Favorite Movie Quotes
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Good Will Hunting
"I was just hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the Southern colonies."
"I was just hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the Southern colonies."
Definitely too big of a list. I'll stick to a favorite underrated movie: The Big Kahuna....
"Well, I'll be a son of a bitch! I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of looking at another woman with lust... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus."
"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."
Bob Walker: Throw me in the water and see if I can swim
Larry Mann: I think you're missing the point here Bob, we're about to throw you off a cliff and see if you can fly.
"A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image."
"It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or 'How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.' That doesn't make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore; it's a pitch. And you're not a human being; you're a marketing rep."
"Well, I'll be a son of a bitch! I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of looking at another woman with lust... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus."
"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."
Bob Walker: Throw me in the water and see if I can swim
Larry Mann: I think you're missing the point here Bob, we're about to throw you off a cliff and see if you can fly.
"A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image."
"It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or 'How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.' That doesn't make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore; it's a pitch. And you're not a human being; you're a marketing rep."
"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'
Well, do ya, punk?"
Well, do ya, punk?"
a census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
there's no place like home, there's no place like home...
my favorites
shoeless joe jackson: is this heaven?
ray kinsella: no, it's iowa...
if you build it, he will come...
ray kinsella: Hey dad, You wanna have a catch?
john kinsella: I'd like that...
shoeless joe jackson: is this heaven?
ray kinsella: no, it's iowa...
if you build it, he will come...
ray kinsella: Hey dad, You wanna have a catch?
john kinsella: I'd like that...
Ed Norton 25th hour
**** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in caf?s, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!
**** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in caf?s, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!
agree with cisco - dirty harry - all time favorite.
had to look for these but here are others:
jack, here's another classic from a few good men:
"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a d*mn what you think you are entitled to."
"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*cking customers." -- Clerks
"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
had to look for these but here are others:
jack, here's another classic from a few good men:
"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a d*mn what you think you are entitled to."
"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*cking customers." -- Clerks
"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."------Pulp Fiction
- "He was from my village. He was the village idiot!"
- "Yeah, what'd you do, place?" --Love and Death
- "He was from my village. He was the village idiot!"
- "Yeah, what'd you do, place?" --Love and Death
Here goes
From Trainspotting
MAN 2: You seem eminently suited to this post but I wonder if you could explain the gaps in your employment record?
RENTON: Yes, I can. The truth -- well, the truth is that I've had a long-standing problem with heroin addiction. I've been known to sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it up my arse and inject it into my veins. I've been trying to combat this addiction, but unless you count social security scams and shoplifting, I haven't had a regular job in years. I feel it's important to mention this.
also TOMMY: Useless mother****er, that's what she called me. I told her, I'm sorry, but these things happen. Let's put it behind us.
SPUD: That's fair enough.
TOMMY: Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.
SPUD: Went ballistic?
TOMMY: Big time. Absolutely ****ing radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.'
SPUD: So what's it going to be?
TOMMY: Well, I've paid for the ticket.
Fabulous Baker Boys
Listen to me, princess. We fuhked twice. That's it. Once the sweat dries, you still don't know shit about me. Got it?
and one of the all time faves from the big Lebowski
Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
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Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
and of course from Goodfellas
Its gonna be a good summer........hahahahahaha
there are hundreds but I like these alot
From Trainspotting
MAN 2: You seem eminently suited to this post but I wonder if you could explain the gaps in your employment record?
RENTON: Yes, I can. The truth -- well, the truth is that I've had a long-standing problem with heroin addiction. I've been known to sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it up my arse and inject it into my veins. I've been trying to combat this addiction, but unless you count social security scams and shoplifting, I haven't had a regular job in years. I feel it's important to mention this.
also TOMMY: Useless mother****er, that's what she called me. I told her, I'm sorry, but these things happen. Let's put it behind us.
SPUD: That's fair enough.
TOMMY: Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.
SPUD: Went ballistic?
TOMMY: Big time. Absolutely ****ing radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.'
SPUD: So what's it going to be?
TOMMY: Well, I've paid for the ticket.
Fabulous Baker Boys
Listen to me, princess. We fuhked twice. That's it. Once the sweat dries, you still don't know shit about me. Got it?
and one of the all time faves from the big Lebowski
Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
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Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
and of course from Goodfellas
Its gonna be a good summer........hahahahahaha
there are hundreds but I like these alot
Houston, we have a Problem!
10 Millions Dollars
Marvelous, Simply Marvelous
We're Two Wild and Crazy Guys
Say hello to my little Friend
There's a New sheriff in Town and is name his Reggie Hammond, Right On
Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs
Whatcha Talking about Wilis
Da Plane, Da Plane
I Love the smell of Napalm in the Morning
The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
I'm on Top of the World
5 minutes to Wapner
I'll be Back!!
This is a Great Thread, Made me think
10 Millions Dollars
Marvelous, Simply Marvelous
We're Two Wild and Crazy Guys
Say hello to my little Friend
There's a New sheriff in Town and is name his Reggie Hammond, Right On
Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs
Whatcha Talking about Wilis
Da Plane, Da Plane
I Love the smell of Napalm in the Morning
The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
I'm on Top of the World
5 minutes to Wapner
I'll be Back!!
This is a Great Thread, Made me think
The Breakfast Club- my favorite part
Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out is going to be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat. My. Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ugh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more right there.
Bender: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: Thats another one right now. I've got you the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Vernon: You got it! Right there, thats another one pal.
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close, BUD.
Vernon: Good. You got one more, right there.
Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Vernon: Another. You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian: Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now its eight.You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me, sir, its seven.
Vernon: Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender.For two months, I've gotcha.
Bender: What can I say? I'm THRILLED.
Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out is going to be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat. My. Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ugh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more right there.
Bender: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: Thats another one right now. I've got you the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Vernon: You got it! Right there, thats another one pal.
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close, BUD.
Vernon: Good. You got one more, right there.
Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Vernon: Another. You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian: Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now its eight.You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me, sir, its seven.
Vernon: Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender.For two months, I've gotcha.
Bender: What can I say? I'm THRILLED.
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From Pulp fiction: Harvey Keitel in the driveway spraying brain matter off of Travolta and Samuel Jackson
Gentelman, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet
Gentelman, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet
Clerks
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers."
Dirty Old Men
Walter Mathaeu: "Morning Dickhead."
Jack Lemmon: "Hello Moron."
City Slickers
Mitch: "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
Apocalypse Now
Chef: "Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
Soldier: "So we don't get our balls blown off."
Bull Durham
Crash Davis: "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Die Hard
McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!"
Gone With the Wind
Rhett Butler: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Jaws
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
The Godfather II
Michael Corleone: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Dirty Harry
Det. Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
The Blues Brothers
Elwood Blues: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Elwood Blues: "We're on a mission from God."
Caddyshack
Judge Smails: "How 'bout a Fresca? Hmmmm, Hmmmmm..."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross
Alec Baldwin: "Coffee is for closers."
Major League
Lou Brown: "You may run like Mays, but you hit like sh**."
Harry Doyle: "Monte, anything to add?"
Monte: "Uh, no."
Harry Doyle: "He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing."
Harry Doyle: "One hit. That's all we got, one Goddamn hit?!"
Monte: "You can't say "Goddamn" on the air."
Harry Doyle: "Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway."
"Hey bartender, looks like Joboo needs a refill!"
Porky's
Wendy Williams: "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers."
Dirty Old Men
Walter Mathaeu: "Morning Dickhead."
Jack Lemmon: "Hello Moron."
City Slickers
Mitch: "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
Apocalypse Now
Chef: "Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
Soldier: "So we don't get our balls blown off."
Bull Durham
Crash Davis: "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Die Hard
McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er!"
Gone With the Wind
Rhett Butler: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Jaws
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
The Godfather II
Michael Corleone: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Dirty Harry
Det. Harry Callahan: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
The Blues Brothers
Elwood Blues: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Elwood Blues: "We're on a mission from God."
Caddyshack
Judge Smails: "How 'bout a Fresca? Hmmmm, Hmmmmm..."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross
Alec Baldwin: "Coffee is for closers."
Major League
Lou Brown: "You may run like Mays, but you hit like sh**."
Harry Doyle: "Monte, anything to add?"
Monte: "Uh, no."
Harry Doyle: "He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing."
Harry Doyle: "One hit. That's all we got, one Goddamn hit?!"
Monte: "You can't say "Goddamn" on the air."
Harry Doyle: "Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway."
"Hey bartender, looks like Joboo needs a refill!"
Porky's
Wendy Williams: "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
Delores Claiborne:
"Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to."
When Harry Met Sally:
"I'll have what she's having."
A League of Their Own:
"There's no crying in baseball."
Risky Business:
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the fvck'."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Pardon my French but you're an asshole."
"Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to."
When Harry Met Sally:
"I'll have what she's having."
A League of Their Own:
"There's no crying in baseball."
Risky Business:
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the fvck'."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Pardon my French but you're an asshole."
