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BDB once smoked a (HUGE) joint DURING a drug test, and passed with flying colors....


Of course you aren't BDB so drink drink drink that water!

GL
 

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SD what is the name of the drink? Do I get it at GNC?

Thanks... I don't have much expertise in this subject, as ya'all can probably tell.
 

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it won't be a hair test as those are too expensive, and it sounds like it would probably be negative for you anyway. They will just dip your urine and that checks for benzos, mj, coke, and opiates (like Lortab, oxycontin, etc), and possibly meth and pcp. I think you can buy your own test for about 10 bucks at Wallyworld, and if u just get one that tests for thc, it might be even cheaper than that. I would just buy one and check yourself and see what it says. If negative, no worries. If positive, go another route as mentioned.

I won't go into it like hedgehog did, but I do think pot is very harmful. I don't feel it does any good to get on a guy's case about it though as I'm sure my diet could arguably be more harmful to me than pot to you. GL with the job, and if it's in journalism, please post links as I've read your stuff before, and your a good writer. GL!
 

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hey hedgehog:

alcohol problems >>>>>> marijuana problems

JayHawk: I have never took the drink but my friend knows the name of it, I will let you know when I call him tommorow.
 

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it won't be a hair test as those are too expensive, and it sounds like it would probably be negative for you anyway. They will just dip your urine and that checks for benzos, mj, coke, and opiates (like Lortab, oxycontin, etc), and possibly meth and pcp. I think you can buy your own test for about 10 bucks at Wallyworld, and if u just get one that tests for thc, it might be even cheaper than that. I would just buy one and check yourself and see what it says. If negative, no worries. If positive, go another route as mentioned.

I won't go into it like hedgehog did, but I do think pot is very harmful. I don't feel it does any good to get on a guy's case about it though as I'm sure my diet could arguably be more harmful to me than pot to you. GL with the job, and if it's in journalism, please post links as I've read your stuff before, and your a good writer. GL!

Thanks for the advice, I'll head over to Wal-Mart tomorrow.

And thank you for the compliment... I appreciate it. It is in journalism. I will post anything that won't bore you guys senseless... :D
 

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you can get stuff at GNC, it won't hurt...but you need to drink SO much water you piss every 15 minutes. Drink so much water you will feel bloated and sick of it, then switch it up and drink cranberry juice, then back to water. You have to drink over a gallon a day, and taking GNC products will not hurt it. It should be all luck after this padse...
 

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:com: You need a reality check! You are what is wrong with this country, lie, cheat and steal!

is this guy Jesus reborn? :shrug: :mj07:

I suppose you've never gotten a speeding ticket, told a lie, cheated, consumed alcohol etc?....wtf is up your arse...
 

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is this guy Jesus reborn? :shrug: :mj07:

I suppose you've never gotten a speeding ticket, told a lie, cheated, consumed alcohol etc?....wtf is up your arse...


No this guy is the exact opposite of Jesus, like a lot of self-proclaimed Christians...:sadwave:
 

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I highly doubt you'll need to do anything at all. It will be undetectable in a urine test in 3-5 days. I just took a test five days after smoking and passed and I'm similar to you as far as size and smoking frequency. If anything, stick to the cranberry juice. Good luck with the new job.
 

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is this guy Jesus reborn? :shrug: :mj07:

I suppose you've never gotten a speeding ticket, told a lie, cheated, consumed alcohol etc?....wtf is up your arse...

Lie, cheat, steal go hand and hand. Are you going to school to be a lawyer. :142smilie :com: What better profession to go into cheat on a drug test, lie under oath, what is the difference?
 
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You will be alright dude as long as you follow the water and cranberry juice idea.

Don't worry about what people on an internet forum say anyway, myself included. Anyone that would assimilate a college student worried about passing a thc screening with what is wrong with the world and/or christianity is absolutely senseless anyway. That had to be the single dumbest thing I have ever read.
Good luck with the journalism gig.
 

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Lie, What better profession to go into cheat on a drug test, lie under oath, what is the difference?

apples2oranges.jpg
 

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:com: You need a reality check! You are what is wrong with this country, lie, cheat and steal!




lie? cheat? steal? :nono:

are you on drugs right now:shrug: ??


he smoked "weed"..............get over it.

its republican a$$holes like you that think you are all holy and sin free........that is whats wrong with this country........
 

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Lie, cheat, steal go hand and hand. Are you going to school to be a lawyer. :142smilie :com: What better profession to go into cheat on a drug test, lie under oath, what is the difference?




so what are you a priest????


LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE !!!!
 

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When was the last time that you smoked prior to the last time? If you weren't a regular smoker and it was at least 35 days since you last smoked you are fine as long as it is a urine test. Take excessive B vitamin prior to the test, your urine will come out yellow instead of clear, so it won't look diluted. Drink LOTS of water. It you have a hair test, you are toast.
 
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momoney

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When was the last time that you smoked prior to the last time? If you weren't a regular smoker and it was at least 35 days since you last smoked you are fine as long as it is a urine test. Take excessive B vitamin prior to the test, your urine will come out yellow instead of clear, so it won't look diluted. Drink LOTS of water. It you have a hair test, you are toast.

Not real confident on the "35 day thing".
Instead of heavy B vitamin pill over dose, eat a half pound of asparagus, it's loaded with natural B-6, B-12, Niacin and anti ox's..also try the GNC, I don't know the exact name but has a "Flush" in the brand name Golden Seal is another brand. Try web site like Testclean.com or get clean pee in the belt apperatus as suggested in previous reply...make sure you don't use your mom's or you will be found out to be menapausal and thus labeled a social outcast :nono: :142smilie

GL :scared
 

IntenseOperator

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I don;t think anyone here will look at you differently since you already admitted you did an illegal substance. Weed, coke, crack, ecstasy, GHB, and ketamine, whats the difference!:shrug:

No doubt Lucy!

you forgot heroine, glue, whippits, pods, markers, acid , shrooms, or paint cans

Fuccking shit is all the same!

just like leaning back in the swing and going back and forth

Why do we have drug tests at all:shrug:

Sometimes, when I'm really flying, I like to go sit on the shitter and pretend I'm REALLY Elvis!!!
 
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