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taoist

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I have never tried pot.



...yep, moe777 had it right. People that have never tried pot are exactly what's wrong with this country. :weed:

Lie, cheat, steal go hand and hand. Are you going to school to be a lawyer. :142smilie :com: What better profession to go into cheat on a drug test, lie under oath, what is the difference?


...and I resemble that remark!!! :scared :nono: :scared



:SIB



...advanced congrats on the new job. ;)
 
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Jayhawk_Thor

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Thanks Taoist.

It won't become official until after Monday's drug test... so I'm trying not to jynx myself! :scared


I have been eating plenty of asparagus, and drinking a gallon and a half of water as well. Haven't skipped a day of excercise either. Fellas, I tell you what... you will never be healthier than the day you hear you have to pass a drug test! :142smilie
 

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Had to pass one myself a few years back to not get kicked out of school after a friend ratted to try to save himself, and then he got the boot and I got tested.
Drank waterwaterwater, stayed away from the GNC pills myself. At one point I was drinking so much water I was pissing it out hot and throwing up the cold water I just drank simultaneously and then just kept drinking more after that.
Passed the test and graduated.

Still smoke occasionally, not like back then though.

But from what I have read, you will be clean. Just keep the water coming and keep pissing. Best of Luck.
 

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Thanks Taoist.

It won't become official until after Monday's drug test... so I'm trying not to jynx myself! :scared


I have been eating plenty of asparagus, and drinking a gallon and a half of water as well. Haven't skipped a day of excercise either. Fellas, I tell you what... you will never be healthier than the day you hear you have to pass a drug test! :142smilie

I heard yah. Just had to pass one myself. Wasn't worried about the drugs, but do drink many beers everyday.
 

Jayhawk_Thor

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The hour of reckoning is upon me.

I am up and drinking water. I am going to enjoy some asparagus and some viatamin B before heading in...

Wish me luck!
 

Jayhawk_Thor

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It's all in fate's hands now. :scared


The dumb thing is... I don't think I will ever hear if I passed. If it comes up dirty, I will be out of a job... but if it is clean, they aren't going to let me know... so I'm going to be in a state of limbo! :sadwave:
 

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It's all in fate's hands now. :scared


The dumb thing is... I don't think I will ever hear if I passed. If it comes up dirty, I will be out of a job... but if it is clean, they aren't going to let me know...

:teknology

Sounds like a person with your hobbies....





I think you could assume a thing or two once you find out if you have gotten the job or not.
 

fatdaddycool

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It's all in fate's hands now. :scared


The dumb thing is... I don't think I will ever hear if I passed. If it comes up dirty, I will be out of a job... but if it is clean, they aren't going to let me know... so I'm going to be in a state of limbo! :sadwave:

You don't get paychecks in Limbo big guy.

I would go with this assumption. If you earn a paycheck from the aforementioned company, and that paycheck is not accompanied by a termination letter of notice of severance than you are free to hit the one hitter on the last friday night of the month for the rest of your career.

If you don't get a paycheck from the aforementioned company soon....................light up!

Hope this helps,
FDC
 
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