The Sponge

[smurphy]

You wanna post up against me Agent? Surely you can find someone to hold the cash, you big baller.

I realize that this thread can not possibly live up to the drama of your golf tournament threads but I am more than happy to accomodate ANY sports wagering contest that you may have in mind.

For three years I pretty much have ignored your drivel but your game has become weaker by the day. I especially remember the moment when Jack intoduced us to one another at the Super Bowl Party. "Hey Agent, this is The Judge".

What I saw was a freaking deer in the headlights look like I had never before witnessed and you went out of your way to make sure that we never made eye contact again.

It seems that you are a fairly accomplished golfer and I will happily apologize for the fact that I am not so impressed by that. If you want to run your mouth about how you are so "unsatisfied" by the outcome of my and Sponge's decision, then I suggest that you grab your own ballsack and step up to the plate.

Otherwise, I would hope that you will soon find a hole to curl up and die in.

Your friend,
The Judge

:0corn Agent, say something about Texas and this could get good....

 

[Agent 0659]

You wanna post up against me Agent? Surely you can find someone to hold the cash, you big baller.

I realize that this thread can not possibly live up to the drama of your golf tournament threads but I am more than happy to accomodate ANY sports wagering contest that you may have in mind.

For three years I pretty much have ignored your drivel but your game has become weaker by the day. I especially remember the moment when Jack intoduced us to one another at the Super Bowl Party. "Hey Agent, this is The Judge".

What I saw was a freaking deer in the headlights look like I had never before witnessed and you went out of your way to make sure that we never made eye contact again.

It seems that you are a fairly accomplished golfer and I will happily apologize for the fact that I am not so impressed by that. If you want to run your mouth about how you are so "unsatisfied" by the outcome of my and Sponge's decision, then I suggest that you grab your own ballsack and step up to the plate.

Otherwise, I would hope that you will soon find a hole to curl up and die in.

Your friend,
The Judge

Geezus christ Judge, how fukcing senile have you gone? Deer in the headlights look? :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: I'm STILL fukcing rolling from that one! What, like I was in awe of you or some shit?

This would be a fantastic time for you to take a deep breath and get a grip. Sorry if in the middle of my home team winning the Super Bowl and trying to meet about 40 people from the site i didn't take the proper time to stroke your ego.

I even asked Jack not long after if in a drunken stupor I did something that somehow pissed you off. He said not that he knew of but it has been obvious for some time you are annoyed by me. Well guess what, I don't care! You're just another in a long list I don't have to worry about pleasing.

As far as a contest with you, absolutely big guy, bring it the fukc on. We will pick games for $2,000 overall, then play 36 holes for $2,000 overall. When would you prefer to start this venture? :0corn Any sport, you pick! Don't try and turn the shit on me because you two pussies can't work this out. You're both ball-less IMO. Even if you do sack up now, it will only be because we all took you to task.

The sooner you head to Costa Rica to blow all your retirement on whores the better my friend. :kiss: Hope you have a good one!

 

[smurphy]

There may not be enough popcorn-eating smilies for that one.

For the record, I will challenge anyone to an NFL capping contest for the year for twenty bucks. It's pretty much free money for whoever wants it...

 

[Happy Hippo]

For the record, I will challenge anyone to an NFL capping contest for the year for twenty bucks. It's pretty much free money for whoever wants it...

:142smilie :142smilie

Well, I could challenge you smurph, since I am the greatest NFL fade ever. But who could we possibly get to hold that kind of money?

 

[smurphy]

:142smilie :142smilie

Well, I could challenge you smurph, since I am the greatest NFL fade ever. But who could we possibly get to hold that kind of money?

I'd suggest AR, but his mind is slipping and he'd accidentally spend it on weed. I think we can trust each other. Let's do it! 3 games a week - with one of them having an optional double value if we so choose to use it. Done and done?

 

[Agent 0659]

:142smilie :142smilie

Well, I could challenge you smurph, since I am the greatest NFL fade ever. But who could we possibly get to hold that kind of money?

OMG! I for one would SUBSCRIBE for these fades....errrr picks!

:00hour

 

[smurphy]

Hippo and I may start charging for our fades if we do a nice job stumbling out of the gate.

 

[Happy Hippo]

I'd suggest AR, but his mind is slipping and he'd accidentally spend it on weed. I think we can trust each other. Let's do it! 3 games a week - with one of them having an optional double value if we so choose to use it. Done and done?

I don't know, can I trust someone who doesn't know their own name?

OK YOU ARE ON! The double value game will be the best fade ever!!

 

[The Sponge]

Geezus christ Judge, how fukcing senile have you gone? Deer in the headlights look? :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: I'm STILL fukcing rolling from that one! What, like I was in awe of you or some shit?

This would be a fantastic time for you to take a deep breath and get a grip. Sorry if in the middle of my home team winning the Super Bowl and trying to meet about 40 people from the site i didn't take the proper time to stroke your ego.

I even asked Jack not long after if in a drunken stupor I did something that somehow pissed you off. He said not that he knew of but it has been obvious for some time you are annoyed by me. Well guess what, I don't care! You're just another in a long list I don't have to worry about pleasing.

As far as a contest with you, absolutely big guy, bring it the fukc on. We will pick games for $2,000 overall, then play 36 holes for $2,000 overall. When would you prefer to start this venture? :0corn Any sport, you pick! Don't try and turn the shit on me because you two pussies can't work this out. You're both ball-less IMO. Even if you do sack up now, it will only be because we all took you to task.

The sooner you head to Costa Rica to blow all your retirement on whores the better my friend. :kiss: Hope you have a good one!

Behind the scene we are trying to work this out. The "you are shaming me into this" really you don't have that much power do you?. I will ask you this because i thought of this earlier before you posted. Would you hold my money? Im not kidding here. If you say yes and Judge is okay with this then the contest is on. I figure why not let someone hold my money who insults me every chance he gets. On the other hand some guys say you are a straight up guy. Will you hold my portion Agent?

 

[smurphy]

I don't know, can I trust someone who doesn't know their own name?

OK YOU ARE ON! The double value game will be the best fade ever!!

That hand shaking thing is giving me tingly feelings. OK, before week 1 we'll start a thread that will track our "competition" for the year.

Is it just regular season, or should we go all the way thru the SB? ....I'm thinking we may as well include post-season. Why not, eh?

 

[MadJack]

That hand shaking thing is giving me tingly feelings. OK, before week 1 we'll start a thread that will track our "competition" for the year.

Is it just regular season, or should we go all the way thru the SB? ....I'm thinking we may as well include post-season. Why not, eh?

oh god, here we go again with a new cast :142smilie

 

[smurphy]

oh god, here we go again with a new cast :142smilie

Hey man, Hippo and I are settled and ready to go. No "behind the scenes" negotiations needed. Alert the books and set some lines on this one.:142smilie

 

[Agent 0659]

Behind the scene we are trying to work this out. The "you are shaming me into this" really you don't have that much power do you?. I will ask you this because i thought of this earlier before you posted. Would you hold my money? Im not kidding here. If you say yes and Judge is okay with this then the contest is on. I figure why not let someone hold my money who insults me every chance he gets. On the other hand some guys say you are a straight up guy. Will you hold my portion Agent?

Sure man, I will hold it. I have to say though, it doesn't seem like a sincere offer since you know there is ZERO chance Judge will go for that!

Hell man, I already said I would be betting on you. I don't think Judge can pick his ass, but I may be wrong.

As far as the Happy Hippo vs Smurphy thing, I am so pumped! Looks like I will finally have a winning season!:00hour

 

[Happy Hippo]

That hand shaking thing is giving me tingly feelings. OK, before week 1 we'll start a thread that will track our "competition" for the year.

Is it just regular season, or should we go all the way thru the SB? ....I'm thinking we may as well include post-season. Why not, eh?

Sounds good.

And we might as well finish with a bang. I can pick the Super Bowl winner FOR SURE!

 

[smurphy]

Sounds good.

And we might as well finish with a bang. I can pick the Super Bowl winner FOR SURE!

Yeah, I get better in the postseason too. We'll have the whole year to figure out postseason rules, but I'm not opposed to an option of increasing the values as the big game gets closer.

 

[The Sponge]

Sure man, I will hold it. I have to say though, it doesn't seem like a sincere offer since you know there is ZERO chance Judge will go for that!

Hell man, I already said I would be betting on you. I don't think Judge can pick his ass, but I may be wrong.

As far as the Happy Hippo vs Smurphy thing, I am so pumped! Looks like I will finally have a winning season!:00hour

I think Judge knows your sweetness towards me isn't something anyone would want to share. Since judge has the senority over me on the site i told him he doesn't have to send his money out. So if he wins he will only lose if you screw him. I think but im not positive, he can get passed this one glitch since you go to a lot of the functions and i would guess you wouldn't want your name tarnished on the site. Remember its a paltry 2 grand.

 

[Kramer]

There may not be enough popcorn-eating smilies for that one.

For the record, I will challenge anyone to an NFL capping contest for the year for twenty bucks. It's pretty much free money for whoever wants it...

How bout 6 pitchers of brew at the Whaler,
( end of Washington, Venice Beach ) :00hour

EDIT: Hell, I'll buy the beer if I win :00hour

 

[smurphy]

How bout 6 pitchers of brew at the Whaler,
( end of Washington, Venice Beach ) :00hour

Hey Hippo - can we let Kramer join the competition? He's bringing beer!:SIB

 

[Agent 0659]

I think Judge knows your sweetness towards me isn't something anyone would want to share. Since judge has the senority over me on the site i told him he doesn't have to send his money out. So if he wins he will only lose if you screw him. I think but im not positive, he can get passed this one glitch since you go to a lot of the functions and i would guess you wouldn't want your name tarnished on the site. Remember its a paltry 2 grand.

If Judge will agree, I'm in!

:SIB :mj08:

:0corn :0corn :0corn

 

[Happy Hippo]

Hey Hippo - can we let Kramer join the competition? He's bringing beer!:SIB

:142smilie :142smilie

But the real question is, could he possibly be as bad as you and I? We can't be letting any legitimate cappers into this contest...