The Sponge

[AR182]

i have been entered in a contest for the past few years that does scoring this way...& it's rather simple..

each guy pick 5 games with each game being assigned a number 1-5 with 5 being the strongest. add the games that won x the number that it's assigned to for the correct picks & subtract -110 x the assigned number.

for example...

5....texas........loses....-5.50
4....usc...........wins....+4.00
3....syracuse....loses....-3.30
2....ohio..........wins....+2.00
1....michigan....loses....-1.10
-----------
total for the week......-3.90

add the figures for the complete year & the one that has the higher score wins....

good luck guys...

 

[The Sponge]

As I said earlier, you make the damn rules and I will probably go with it. I am tired of discussing this for over two weeks now.

If you come up with something, fine. If not, I don't really give a shit. You are the one who challenged anyone on the board to a footbal handicapping contest, I am just trying to accept but it is beginning to look like it will take some kind of fifty page contract to make you happy.

This will be my last post on the matter until football season so come up with something or forget it.

Again i cant get a freaking answer from you on the most simplest question. By Monday i will have a contest for you okay? I will give it to you and you freaking answer yes or no. Okay. Yes or fuking no and not all this hot full of shit air you keep blowing around. You challenge me i didn't challenge you. From day one i had to go with your pussy rules and spin. No nfl playoffs but we could do bowls. I mean who the hell you kidding here,. You want a contest based on what you feel are all your strenghs and i know i will still beat you. . I said i feel I'm one of the best handicappers in the world and you challenge me. I didn't challenge you. Monday i will have a contest similar to what AR posted. That is that. Maybe down the road we can go golfing together and i will use a baseball bat and you use golf clubs. Monday a contest. I will lay it out point by point and you tinker with it from there. Ill be back to this nightmare of a thread on Monday. This thread drives me right back to the drinking thread. I hope Morris is away this weekend so i don't get tempted back. Kidding brother Morris.

 

[yyz]

I'm just curious.

Does anyone think this can go off without a hitch? Or a shitload of them...........?

 

[MadJack]

I'm just curious.

Does anyone think this can go off without a hitch? Or a shitload of them...........?

craziest challenge in the history of MJS :mj07:

reminds me of a beantownjim production or.....who's that one guy? oh, private petey :142smilie

:bed:

 

[IntenseOperator]

FYI Judge

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=292387

:yawn:

 

[3 Seconds]

i have been entered in a contest for the past few years that does scoring this way...& it's rather simple..

each guy pick 5 games with each game being assigned a number 1-5 with 5 being the strongest. add the games that won x the number that it's assigned to for the correct picks & subtract -110 x the assigned number.

for example...

5....texas........loses....-5.50
4....usc...........wins....+4.00
3....syracuse....loses....-3.30
2....ohio..........wins....+2.00
1....michigan....loses....-1.10
-----------
total for the week......-3.90

add the figures for the complete year & the one that has the higher score wins....

good luck guys...

No No.

Texas......Wins +5.00

USC..........Loses.....-4.40

The rest dont matter....blah blah blah

is how this should read.

 

[smurphy]

So is this damn contest happening or what?

 

[The Judge]

So is this damn contest happening or what?

No. As was pointed out to me by four seperate people in email messages, without someone to hold the cash, it could turn into a $2000 free roll if the loser decided not to pay up. Sponge and I talked it over via email and agreed to forget about it.

Sorry to waste everyone's time.

 

[kosar]

No. As was pointed out to me by four seperate people in email messages, without someone to hold the cash, it could turn into a $2000 free roll if the loser decided not to pay up. Sponge and I talked it over via email and agreed to forget about it.

Sorry to waste everyone's time.

I was one of the four emailers and I think we all know who the 'free roll' would benefit. If Judge lost, he would pay. Sponge? Uh, no. Probably best that you just dropped this, Gregg.

 

[Agent 0659]

Sponge, you chicken shit pansy ass fukc.

All that shit you talk, and you walk like a baby over 2G?

You look like a bitch, just so you know!

 

[The Sponge]

Sponge, you chicken shit pansy ass fukc.

All that shit you talk, and you walk like a baby over 2G?

You look like a bitch, just so you know!

Ah excuse me agent. Could you kindly show me where i said i quit? We both mutually agreed this was a sticking point. Do you have a way to get over this hump? As for you Kosar go fuk your miserable self. You know nothing about me to make these asinine claims. Maybe you have some experience with screwing people over. I never have.

 

[smurphy]

Will you guys still do a posted contest for no money? I'd still like to see how it plays out.

 

[Agent 0659]

You're both fukcing pansies. All talk and no walk.

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!


A 'sticking point'


Gimme a break you ballsacks had the forum tied up for weeks and gave us no plays to fade or anything:violin:

I for one, am completely unsatisfied.

 

[Franky Wright]

No. As was pointed out to me by four seperate people in email messages, without someone to hold the cash, it could turn into a $2000 free roll if the loser decided not to pay up. Sponge and I talked it over via email and agreed to forget about it.

Sorry to waste everyone's time.

:mj08: Heck, I will hold the cash :SIB

I was really looking forward to this tourney? :com: Actually I think they both would be in the black:00hour As opposed to BTJ:scared

Besides, maybe with Redneck? Is that his name? the guy with the penny stock plays? :SIB I could parlay that into a quick mil by the end of the tourney, and Vegas is on me Baby:00hour

Just thinkin...


Franky

 

[The Judge]

You're both fukcing pansies. All talk and no walk.

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!


A 'sticking point'


Gimme a break you ballsacks had the forum tied up for weeks and gave us no plays to fade or anything:violin:

I for one, am completely unsatisfied.

You wanna post up against me Agent? Surely you can find someone to hold the cash, you big baller.

I realize that this thread can not possibly live up to the drama of your golf tournament threads but I am more than happy to accomodate ANY sports wagering contest that you may have in mind.

For three years I pretty much have ignored your drivel but your game has become weaker by the day. I especially remember the moment when Jack intoduced us to one another at the Super Bowl Party. "Hey Agent, this is The Judge".

What I saw was a freaking deer in the headlights look like I had never before witnessed and you went out of your way to make sure that we never made eye contact again.

It seems that you are a fairly accomplished golfer and I will happily apologize for the fact that I am not so impressed by that. If you want to run your mouth about how you are so "unsatisfied" by the outcome of my and Sponge's decision, then I suggest that you grab your own ballsack and step up to the plate.

Otherwise, I would hope that you will soon find a hole to curl up and die in.

Your friend,
The Judge

 

[yyz]

I guess I just had to drive by this train wreck one more time, too.


I thought with all the added posts, maybe the game was on! (Silly me.....)


Judge, I understand that you're not impressed with Agent's golf. Golf doesn't suit everyone. But, all in all.......I think more people would be "wowed" by a guy who can move a ball around the golf course with ease, than a guy who can circle teams in Sunday's sports section.

I think the rest of the forum sees this pissing match for what it became:

Two heroes thumping chests, the stakes got way too high, and they backed down without acknowledging any "pussy"age.

No harm, no foul. This dance has been danced more than a couple times here.

But it's a slap in the face to anyone here to try and have us believe you guys couldn't find a "third party" to hold 4 grand for a few months.

I dunno.......maybe the owner of some sports handicapping site could have been FedEx'ed two blank cashier's checks for $2000 each to FedEx back to the eventual winner?

Hey, I hope you both kick your bookie square in the stones all year 'round.

 

[hammer1]

I May have missed something along the way here...

I May have missed something along the way here...

But whats wrong with Jack holding the money and the winner collects at the next Super Bowl Party ??

 

[AR182]

I was one of the four emailers and I think we all know who the 'free roll' would benefit. If Judge lost, he would pay. Sponge? Uh, no. Probably best that you just dropped this, Gregg.

i was another one...unless somebody else held the money.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Your friend,
The Judge

:00x12


:0corn :0corn :0corn

 

[Cie]

Play for $500. This way, if someone stiffs, then its not a huge deal. In fact, I will personally back 20% of the winnings in case someone doesn't pay up.

All we need is 4 more idiots such as myself, who will put up a $100 guarantee to the winner if the loser disappears.

BTW, I did not send an email to Judge , but I definitely do not trust The Sponge in any way.

:weed: