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MadJack

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WHY CAN'T *ALL* THE AUTOMAKERS PUT THE GAS TANK ON THE SAME SIDE???!!!

FCUKING RIDICULOUS!!!!
 

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By reading the Title, I thought you were having some internal issues!!!

Most cars have a little arrow on the FUEL Gauge that points to which side the cap is on:shrug: ...Then again "I could be wrong...":mj07:
 
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if they were all on the same side, everybody would pull in to get gas in the same direction. because some auto makers put the damn thing on the wrong side there can be big inconveniences sometimes. like tonight!

long story and no big deal. you've all been there. it's just stupid they all aren't on the same side on ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL VEHICLES!!!!!!!!!
 

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Most cars have a little arrow on the FUEL Gauge that points to which side the cap is on

they do??? been driving for 36 years and never saw this 'arrow' :mj07: :mj07:

i know what side MINE is on :mj07:
 

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If that was your biggest problem today Jack you're doing A-OKAY!:shrug:
:mj07: :mj07:

yeah, but it's problems like that we don't have time for :mj07:
 

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try working for a car lot like I do, half the time I pull it up the wrong way, get all the way the fuk outta the car before i even notice. Then i watch all these motherfukers laughing at me while i turn it around. yeah it hits my nerve.
 

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WHY CAN'T *ALL* THE AUTOMAKERS PUT THE GAS TANK ON THE SAME SIDE???!!!

FCUKING RIDICULOUS!!!!

Answer: We ain't in the 60's where all gas stations have only 1 pump on only 1 side. We now have multiple lanes with multiple pumps on each side. Know your car's opening and get in the right (correct) lane.

I thought you were complaining about the price.
 

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Answer: We ain't in the 60's where all gas stations have only 1 pump on only 1 side. We now have multiple lanes with multiple pumps on each side. Know your car's opening and get in the right (correct) lane.

I thought you were complaining about the price.

price is better than it has been for a long time. $2.83 so no prob there.

mine is pumped on the left. this station has 4 lanes, 2 pumps each lane. pretty crowded time but i'm danger low but in a hurry.

pick lane 2 as the front car just moves out and car #2 is putting cap back on and ready to leave. nice spot, huh?

dickhead with cap on wrong side pulls up in front car spot. car in front of me can't get out as i can't back up with car behind me.

of course this new car with cap on wrong side has two fat-assed women that need to use the bathroom too, i guess, as they slowly stroll inside.

i was pissed for about a half hour after the inconvenience and posted it when i got home. :SIB

tough life sometimes :mj07:
 

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JACK.......SLOW DOWN ...

please slow your life down buddy..

always in a hurry..


exhale my friend..


one of these days in the not so distant future you are going to wish you could go for a drive and just chill out watching the madness around you..

let it be a lot more fun to laugh at the madness now while you can see it first hand..Don't wait until you are into your elderly years when you can't wait in the line at WalMart or you have no need to go to the gas station because you are not allowed to drive a car anymore.

Find humor in the insanity of it all while you can see it first hand..

Live entertainment is a hell of a lot better than the 7 o'clock news and second hand gossip from those who drop by to see you when you age into the real slow lane..


Two of the many lessons of life from my grandparents.

1. Better to be 15 minutes early than 1 second late.


2. If you are in such a big hurry you should have left earlier.



I use these and many many others in my daily life.


....and they work....


"Keep Smiling"
 
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