For the Belterra crowd. So I'm with 2-foot Tommy and Amanda...

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We're having lunch at a decent joint called Conner's. I order the chicken parm and Tommy and Amanda order a cheesburger each with fries. I also order a side salad.

10-15 mins go by and finally we get lunch. No side salad but our lunches. So, I'm like "WTF?" Gotta have the salad before the meal, right? Pissed and moaned about that sarcastically but she comps the salad. Good girl.

Ok, now it gets good.

Tommy is 1/2 way through his burger and Amanda has taken a couple of bites from hers when all of a sudden, Amanda looks over and says, "There's paper in my cheesburger". Consoling guy that I am, I ask, "is it the sport page?" She proceeds to whack me with her bionic arm. Phucking hurt!

The phucking cook left the paper on the cheese that separates each slice! I mean he cooked the damn paper along with the cheese. It was nasty looking! Near as I could tell, Amanda got a good 2 bites in before she noticed.

Now, my good buddy Tommy, well he's 3/4's done before he realizes that he's been eating paper as well! I'm about pissing myself! :mj07: He stops immediately and I'm about to fall on the floor!

Of course, I'm having chicken parm which has cheese but no paper to be found, thank goodness.

We wait 5 mins before our server finally comes over and she's just stunned. She's apologizing like crazy but no manager came over, which ticked us off.

Needless to say, Tommy and Amanda were comped for their misadventure. I bitched about my salad being late so they comped me too.

How in the phuck does a cook grab a slice of cheese by the paper and just plop in on the grill without pulling the paper off?

We're done with Conner's. It's a bummer but they're is only 200 other restaurants in the Turkey Creek area to eat at. Used to be a pretty good joint. THEY'RE FIRED!

I asked Amanda if she would join us at Belterra again. She's a done deal. Just give her the date. I'm going to try and bring one of her sexy babes she's hangs around with on the weekends. If her friend joins us, we'll be very happy perverts. Once the alcohol kicks in, they'll be freakazoids!

I know all of the MJ crew are perfect gentlemen and they would be in good hands. Probably Alan's or Kosar's hands but that's another story.

FDC will keep them straight and of course Eddie.


Amanda has a message for Kosar...

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"Crap out again Matt and I'll go Bionic Woman on yer ass!" Love, Amanda


Bring on the golf trip!


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How's it going buddy? Good to see you!

kneifl


Hi Jon. Life could be better, I won't lie. Wake up each morning knowing I have 2 great boys, makes things a bit easier.

Just going through some tough times right now. I'd love to say it'll be ok later but I have no idea.

Boy, Tommy and Amanda sure had me rolling today!

Hope all is well with you Jon. Thanks for saying hi.


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nole,

sorry to hear things aren't going so well. hope it turns around in a hurry for you. take care...
(gotta look into this golf outing thing, don't golf but I can drink...)
 

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nole,

sorry to hear things aren't going so well. hope it turns around in a hurry for you. take care...
(gotta look into this golf outing thing, don't golf but I can drink...)

try to make it, rip. would love to have you. the more that come, the better it will be.

heads-up, nole. things will get better.

i'm staying TF away from amanda and the craps tables :mj07:
 

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nole,

sorry to hear things aren't going so well. hope it turns around in a hurry for you. take care...
(gotta look into this golf outing thing, don't golf but I can drink...)


Hi rip. Thanks for thinking of me. Hopefully things will turn around quickly.

It would be great if you could make it rip. Way too much fun last year! Bunch of great guys here at MJ's!


You gotta see Brent's set-up. A drinker's paradise!


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hilarious nole!!!! :mj07:

By the way, sorry things are tough now...I hope they turn around for you soon.
 

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what makes you think you can hide?

Good point.

By all the stories, she was everywhere last year. Cursing/taunting people and getting kicked out of the poker room, at least once. Maybe more.

Accosting Chucks wife with an unexpected tongue kiss.

Bitching about Clint patting her stump. You have to be more alert, Clint. You're a nurse and you should be able to notice a missing limb.

Cold-cocking me at the craps table.

Let's leave it at 'I will try to steer clear.
 

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Accosting Chucks wife with an unexpected tongue kiss.

Bitching about Clint patting her stump. You have to be more alert, Clint. You're a nurse and you should be able to notice a missing limb.

Cold-cocking me at the craps table.

Let's leave it at 'I will try to steer clear.


Holy crap! :mj07: :mj07:

I'm sorry but I can't remember. Who came up to the golf cart while we were waiting to tee off and basically said, "How about that Amanda chick? She's alright, I mean I wouldn't kick her out of bed" and then there's Tommy sitting with me in the cart!

Smurph?

:mj07:


Chuck, be sure to bring your wife. I mean, so Amanda can rekindle her relationship with your wife.

BTW, thanks for the well wishes.

I still can't believe Amanda did that!


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Holy crap! :mj07: :mj07:

I'm sorry but I can't remember. Who came up to the golf cart while we were waiting to tee off and basically said, "How about that Amanda chick? She's alright, I mean I wouldn't kick her out of bed" and then there's Tommy sitting with me in the cart!

Smurph?

:mj07:

Uh NO. I forgot who said that, but I knew immediately that I would be blamed for it. :142smilie
 
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