We're having lunch at a decent joint called Conner's. I order the chicken parm and Tommy and Amanda order a cheesburger each with fries. I also order a side salad.
10-15 mins go by and finally we get lunch. No side salad but our lunches. So, I'm like "WTF?" Gotta have the salad before the meal, right? Pissed and moaned about that sarcastically but she comps the salad. Good girl.
Ok, now it gets good.
Tommy is 1/2 way through his burger and Amanda has taken a couple of bites from hers when all of a sudden, Amanda looks over and says, "There's paper in my cheesburger". Consoling guy that I am, I ask, "is it the sport page?" She proceeds to whack me with her bionic arm. Phucking hurt!
The phucking cook left the paper on the cheese that separates each slice! I mean he cooked the damn paper along with the cheese. It was nasty looking! Near as I could tell, Amanda got a good 2 bites in before she noticed.
Now, my good buddy Tommy, well he's 3/4's done before he realizes that he's been eating paper as well! I'm about pissing myself! :mj07: He stops immediately and I'm about to fall on the floor!
Of course, I'm having chicken parm which has cheese but no paper to be found, thank goodness.
We wait 5 mins before our server finally comes over and she's just stunned. She's apologizing like crazy but no manager came over, which ticked us off.
Needless to say, Tommy and Amanda were comped for their misadventure. I bitched about my salad being late so they comped me too.
How in the phuck does a cook grab a slice of cheese by the paper and just plop in on the grill without pulling the paper off?
We're done with Conner's. It's a bummer but they're is only 200 other restaurants in the Turkey Creek area to eat at. Used to be a pretty good joint. THEY'RE FIRED!
I asked Amanda if she would join us at Belterra again. She's a done deal. Just give her the date. I'm going to try and bring one of her sexy babes she's hangs around with on the weekends. If her friend joins us, we'll be very happy perverts. Once the alcohol kicks in, they'll be freakazoids!
I know all of the MJ crew are perfect gentlemen and they would be in good hands. Probably Alan's or Kosar's hands but that's another story.
FDC will keep them straight and of course Eddie.
Amanda has a message for Kosar...
"Crap out again Matt and I'll go Bionic Woman on yer ass!" Love, Amanda
Bring on the golf trip!
nole
10-15 mins go by and finally we get lunch. No side salad but our lunches. So, I'm like "WTF?" Gotta have the salad before the meal, right? Pissed and moaned about that sarcastically but she comps the salad. Good girl.
Ok, now it gets good.
Tommy is 1/2 way through his burger and Amanda has taken a couple of bites from hers when all of a sudden, Amanda looks over and says, "There's paper in my cheesburger". Consoling guy that I am, I ask, "is it the sport page?" She proceeds to whack me with her bionic arm. Phucking hurt!
The phucking cook left the paper on the cheese that separates each slice! I mean he cooked the damn paper along with the cheese. It was nasty looking! Near as I could tell, Amanda got a good 2 bites in before she noticed.
Now, my good buddy Tommy, well he's 3/4's done before he realizes that he's been eating paper as well! I'm about pissing myself! :mj07: He stops immediately and I'm about to fall on the floor!
Of course, I'm having chicken parm which has cheese but no paper to be found, thank goodness.
We wait 5 mins before our server finally comes over and she's just stunned. She's apologizing like crazy but no manager came over, which ticked us off.
Needless to say, Tommy and Amanda were comped for their misadventure. I bitched about my salad being late so they comped me too.
How in the phuck does a cook grab a slice of cheese by the paper and just plop in on the grill without pulling the paper off?
We're done with Conner's. It's a bummer but they're is only 200 other restaurants in the Turkey Creek area to eat at. Used to be a pretty good joint. THEY'RE FIRED!
I asked Amanda if she would join us at Belterra again. She's a done deal. Just give her the date. I'm going to try and bring one of her sexy babes she's hangs around with on the weekends. If her friend joins us, we'll be very happy perverts. Once the alcohol kicks in, they'll be freakazoids!
I know all of the MJ crew are perfect gentlemen and they would be in good hands. Probably Alan's or Kosar's hands but that's another story.
FDC will keep them straight and of course Eddie.
Amanda has a message for Kosar...
"Crap out again Matt and I'll go Bionic Woman on yer ass!" Love, Amanda
Bring on the golf trip!
nole
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