Madjack Golf outing: Friday Golf - the 23rd

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Relax! I think I mixed it up pretty well. I put Chuck in a threesome so Angela could ride freely. I gave him a mediocre player (which he would have had anyway) and gave him an extra player that might be able to knock down a put or two at the very least. He'll be happy with this set up.....trust me. Just drink heavily on the flight to Louisville so you are sure to live up to expectations.


I got a non player in the mix as well. Works out great :0074
 

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Ya know I am looking forward to almost anything in life!

I don't post that often but visit everyday. I guess my non-posting has placed with the distinction of playing golf with a lawyer on Friday.

Well, I have meet Eddie on 2 occassions and I guess playing golf with him is better than using his services ( at least that is what others have said, just sayin) in real life.

Hopefully, I will piss him off enough so that we won't have to play together on Sat. That will be my goal on Friday. I am sure Eddie will have some comment like,

"Oh just fucking great I played with a drunk MotherFu(&er from the hills of Ky on Friday and now I will have to play probably with another country fu^(*k on Sat. Jesus H. Christ that is just fuck*& great" Quote from Eddie after golfing with tonkgolf on Friday.

tonkgolf

Just kiddin Eddie:toast: Maybe
 

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You can play your own ball... just hit the best shot... :SIB


If you're wondering how confident I am, I bought 3 dozen. :facepalm:

Vodka tonics all day in my cart bitches!!!! :toast:
 

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Relax! I think I mixed it up pretty well. I put Chuck in a threesome so Angela could ride freely. I gave him a mediocre player (which he would have had anyway) and gave him an extra player that might be able to knock down a put or two at the very least. He'll be happy with this set up.....trust me. Just drink heavily on the flight to Louisville so you are sure to live up to expectations.
no worries at all bro just don't want to disappoint anyone any more than I already have, that is why I have a Mother............just sayin:shrug:
 

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You know, not for nothing, I agree that I suck. Never claimed anywhere to be remotely good or even less worried about if I am good at this game. I'm not. I would like to think I have a good time and others around me have an equally good time, however, all kidding aside, I am really not comfortable playing with someone that may not necessarily want to play with me. I am not saying anything bad or anything like that but if Chuck wants to win than he isn't going to want to wait on me to slog the ball from one side of the boundaries to the other. He may actually care about winning. I am not saying he doesn't like me or vice versa or any of that bullshit what I am saying is.....maybe guys such as myself and Law T Chan and others that have actually purchased more than 60 new golf balls for this thing, would be a more likely pair. I really don't want to ruin anyone's day or make them feel like they can't win....cuz with me.........let's face it.........they can't..........just sayin:shrug:

Cris, its all good Sir. :toast:

If I have made anyone feel that I am some serious Fawk about golf, then shame on me. It is a game, period, and no one pays me to play it. This is a game that you and Woody and I will have a great day sharing fairway woods, and any other fawking clubs you need. If we win, its because we just outplayed all the other drunk fawks, period, on Friday. I am a very easy going guy, and hope that you understand that. I hope others here would stand as a testament to that. But if Woody shows up wasted or in black polyester pants, then I will go through the fucking roof!!!















:SIB


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You can play your own ball... just hit the best shot... :SIB


If you're wondering how confident I am, I bought 3 dozen. :facepalm:

Vodka tonics all day in my cart bitches!!!! :toast:

This is CLASSIC! Damn good Bryan!!! Touche Andy!!!
 

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This is CLASSIC! Damn good Bryan!!! Touche Andy!!!

Its not that bud, I just hear that is a great course and would like to play my own ball one round...not the bad egg and I am sure that my ball will need to be in play most of the time:scared

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But if Woody shows up wasted or in black polyester pants, then I will go through the fucking roof!!!
Having personally witnessed this unfortunate wardrobe choice, I can't believe anyone would blame you, WG. .. :eek:
 

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But if Woody shows up wasted or in black polyester pants, then I will go through the fucking roof!!!

When he visited me last month to play my home course, he wore the black pants. 86 degrees and 86% humidity. :shrug:
 

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I need to know what time you will be around on Thursday. I am thinking about booking a late tee time in case we can get another person to join us.

What is late? It doesn't get dark until after 9:00, so we could easily get 18 in if we tee off by 5:30. I hope I'm still in the poker tournament at 5pm but I doubt it the way I have been running.

No matter, I'll call you as soon as I'm knocked out to see where you are. Maybe I can catch you on the back side.

:mj06:
 

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What is late? It doesn't get dark until after 9:00, so we could easily get 18 in if we tee off by 5:30. I hope I'm still in the poker tournament at 5pm but I doubt it the way I have been running.

No matter, I'll call you as soon as I'm knocked out to see where you are. Maybe I can catch you on the back side.

:mj06:

I think 5:30pm would be fine. Rates are cheaper and it will be cooler out. I will let you know.
 
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