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    Three Things To Ponder

    1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And they...
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    The Walmart Cake

    http://www.thisisjuststupid.com/stupid-companies/wal-mart-cake/
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    Baseball Parlay Question

    Do any books permit Run Lines and totals from that same game to be parlayed? Thx.
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    Can anyone answer this question?

    Needing lines for the 4 NFL games that involved teams playing or already played tonight. Anyone know when the earliest I may see them is and traditionally, what online book posts it first? Thanks Found the outlaw line. That will have to do.
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    Tea Partay GaNgsTaS

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0
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    Josh Hancock dies in car accident

    edited because article was posted earlier
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    Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/newsletter/mu-html/ny-et5thgrade0227-quiz,0,3118508.triviaquiz?coll=orl-middayupdate-utility
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    Why Bin Laden can't be found

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    A letter from Human Resources

    Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of...
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    White House Correspondent's Dinner

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1921276117304287501
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    Remembering those that serve

    http://www.roty.com/DoYouRememberMe/DoYouRememberMe.html
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    Dementia Test...How senile are you?

    Your Yearly Dementia Test ... It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your...
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    COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

    COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens. >> > 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Madison sunbathe. >> > 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows...
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    Headlines from the year 2027

    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2027 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens...
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    Military Rules

    Military Rules Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a...
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    Question on prop

    prop was games 1st punt over/under 43 yds and it was a 58 yard punt that went into end zone only netting 38 yds., does the over or under win?
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    An empty seat at the Superbowl

    A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there. "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the first man. "Who...
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    Decoding Women's Personal Ads

    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish.....................49 * Adventurous................Slept with everyone * Athletic...................No breasts * Average looking............Moooo * Beautiful..................Pathological liar * Emotionally Secure.........On...
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    Terry Tate...Ofice LB

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6238953685626218421
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    Just in time for the Holidays

    A talking Teddy Bear http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf
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