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    The Weather

    Rain,wet snow,snow, ice storm.Dish went out last night. This isn't April it's the 107th day of January.
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    Erectile Dysfunction

    The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he...
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    Fifty Shades Of Golf

    FIFTY SHADES OF GOLF Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later, the...
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    Before plastic surgery

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    Ghostly Story

    This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went...
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    Nice Try

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    Little Mary Joke

    Little Mary and Little Johnny Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the...
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    Cowboy Tombstone

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    Sexual Harrassment

    This dress sure is!!!:0034
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    Joke: Athletic wear

    A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. "What's that for?" the...
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    IF your happy and you know it...

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af2_1515963733
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    Ice Creatures At Niagara Falls

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    Little Johnny Strikes Again

    A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins. Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." "That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"...
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    Short Christmas Story

    Jimmy and Candi were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Candi suddenly noticed that Jimmy was missing and, because they had a lot of shopping for grandchildren, she called him on his cell phone. Candi said with some irritation, ?Jimmy, where are you? You know that we have lots...
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    Golf Rules... Funny story

    http://www.usga.org/rules-hub/rulesarticles/summer-rules-newsletter/featured-video--an-unplayable-lie.html
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    JOKE: The Golfer

    An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries...
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    Sky art

    :facepalm::facepalm:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/18/us-navy-grounds-pilot-drawing-obscene-image-warplane/
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    The Good Nurse

    YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE, RIGHT? A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his...
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    Einstein facts

    Facts on Einstein Did you know this about Einstein? Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 138, if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal...
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    Joke: Sex and good grammer.

    Subject: SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction...
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