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    Love is in the air

    WARM VALENTINE WISHES
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    Cruise advice.

    Going on a cruise out of New Orleans. Costa Maya,Mahogany Bay,Belize,Cozumel all one day stops (Carnival)then two days in New Orleans on St. Patty's day. Any cruise advice or must see things at these stops? Any hot bars?Would like to see some ruins. Thanks for any info:0008
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    How Adam got Eve.

    How Adam Got Eve Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would...
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    Lion of a man

    DUFF MIVER Chickenshit too
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    Food for Thought

    Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned? What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous...
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    Go fund me

    Two groups of Central American migrants marched to the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana on Tuesday with a list of demands, with one group delivering an ultimatum to the Trump administration: either let them in the U.S. or pay them $50,000 each to go home, a report said. Among other demands were that...
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    Last nights dream.....

    It was a :scared NIGHTMARE....... Getting harder and harder to enjoy.
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    Comments on Life.

    Life 1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 4. I don't do drugs 'cause I...
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    Estate Planning

    An Important lesson in Estate Planning. . . . . . My friend Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two things: ? to learn how to...
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    Pritable football schedule

    Does anyone know where to get a printable football schedule?.Bookmaker had a PDF schedule that I found handy to jot notes next to each match up but hasn't updated for second half of season. :0008 TIA
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    Immigration policy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNltR4iCRCA
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    New Rules Of Golf

    RULE CHANGES IN EFFECT FOR GOLFERS AGE 60+: Rule 9.k.34(a): If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the tree is deemed to be younger than the player, then the ball can be moved without penalty.. This is so because this is simply a question of timing; when the player was younger, the...
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    Disgusted non-survivor

    Both of my solid survivor picks managed to give up 48 points each at home!!!!!
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    Next Life by George Carlin

    NEXT LIFE by George Carlin I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your retirement and collect your pension...
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    The Goldberg Brothers

    Subject: The Goldberg brothers Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in...
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    Muppet Devil went down to Jamaica

    https://youtu.be/9DTZoyFHIcQ?list=RD9DTZoyFHIcQ&t=11
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    4 worms in church.

    Subject: Maxine in church... 4 Worms in Church Four worms and a lesson to be learned! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The...
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    Thank You

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    Joke

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    Remember Jello's Pudding Pops

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