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    How to calm a man down.

    How To Calm A Man Down A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband Seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for...
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    Heartwarming Lawyer

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to...
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    Old Sailor

    For all the old salts ----------------------------- Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his...
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    Baltimore Inner Harbor report.

    At Green Turtle for bottomless bloody mary's. $10.. a sun. Morning blessing. More bars than stores ,I'm in heaven. Bo Brooks when we get that far. Fells point area now.
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    Baltimore Inner Harbor.

    Jack or anyone .Going to be staying down there with my lady for a couple nights any recommondations on what to see, do and where to eat? Thanks in advance:0008
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    High Urinals

    High Urinals... A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the...
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    The Dot Story

    The Dot Story Finally someone has cleared this up! For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story: When a...
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    Lipstick in Catholic School

    Lipstick in Catholic School According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin...
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    Makes you want to cry!

    There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man...
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    Prostrate exam

    NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!! An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and Gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a Very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,"I'm going...
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    Foot in mouth..joke

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind...
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    Male sensivity

    The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try...
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    Lazy bookie

    My local is lazy and taking the summer off. any help with online accounts would be appreciated. What's the easiest way to fund,withdraw etc?. Was thinking visa account just dedicated for this. I'm a small player 10-100 bucks.Like golf, hoops and football but will play almost anything from...
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    Tiger DQ

    Does anybody else think it would be the most honorable move for him to withdraw?
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    Sexual advisor

    Someone once asked me, what is your job?" I replied, ?I am my wife's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that? Very simple. * My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it."
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    Paperless future

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    Failed the test

    At the senior center a health and safety seminar was given. One of the questions was "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take? Fucking big ones was apparently not the right answer......"
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    Inequality of wealth in US.

    http://youtu.be/QPKKQnijnsM
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    Car pool lane

    my bad
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    Bless me father for i have sinned

    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and...
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